Mario and Bowser: Frenemies Forever
Created: 1/24/16
Summary: The friendly (and not so friendly) rivalry never ends between Mario and Bowser. How far will they go?
Disclaimer: I don't own Mario, but if I did, life would be good !
It was a day at the races. A Mario Kart race took place on the ever dangerous Rainbow Road. Twelve racers used their driving skills along with any other trick up their sleeve to win the gold reserved for only the best of the best.
Among these racers were none other than the great hero, Mario Mario whose primary rivalry was with the evil lord Bowser Koopa. While the other ten racers were giving it their all, Mario and Bowser lead the pack, fighting for first place. It was the final lap so it all came down to their performance now.
"Don't you even think of passing me, plumber boy. I can and will hit you with a giant replica of my own shell !" Bowser shouted to Mario who was driving parallel to him.
He was referring to the Bowser shell item from Double Dash but this wasn't Double Dash, so immediately Bowser realized how stupid he had just sounded.
"Silly Bowser, that item isn't even in this game," Mario teased stating the obvious. He cut a corner that allowed him to pass Bowser slightly.
"What are you talking about?! This is not a game, my life is on the line here!" Someone whined from behind them.
It was Toad with the dreaded thundercloud above him meaning that he was about to get shrunk and also confirming that this is Mario Kart Wii apparently.
ZAP!
Toad was shrunk allowing Yoshi to take third.
"Yoshi! Yoshi!" Yoshi cheerfully called.
"Why are these freaks getting as much narration as us?" Bowser complained.
"Yeah, I thought this was about OUR rivalry?" Mario added. He wouldn't exactly consider his friends freaks though, (well, most of the time) but he did see Bowser's point.
They both snatched item boxes. Mario was in first so statistically he was probably going to get a lame item like a fake item box. Bowser was second so statistically he was probably going to get a red shell because this is MKWii and it hates the person in first place.
To their surprise and/or relief they both got single green shells.
"So it looks like we're even, Koopa!" Mario said while defensively holding his shell behind him to protect his rear end.
"Yeah right, pasta face. Don't you know that I'm the best green shell bouncer in Dark Land? I'm gonna hurl this shell at that wall and hit you from the front. You won't see it coming, plumber!" Bowser bragged, thinking he had just made the best plan ever.
" I won't see it coming? Well, if it's coming from in front of me, I think I will see it. Even then, you just revealed your whole plan!" Mario said rolling his eyes.
"Ugh! Whatever! He-yah!"
Bowser threw the shell at an wall to the side of Mario. It hit the wall (one of the few walls on Rainbow Road) and immediately fell off the track. Mario wasn't scratched.
"Best shell bouncer huh?" Mario teased again. " Maybe YOU were shell bounced as a baby." Mario laughed as he entered the final cannon warp thing on the course. Bowser growled ferociously as he entered right after them and wished he had the ability to use his fire breath in the Mario Kart games.
The moment they emerged from the cannon warp thing, they got lightning zapped by 12th place Donkey Kong. Why? Because people in last place deserve to be rewarded for it. This made Mario loose his green shell protection and now he was on equal footing with Bowser.
Bowser caught up with Mario and rammed into him, trying to knock him off of the edge. The hit didn't shove Mario much, because they were both tiny. Mario took this rare opportunity of being the same weight as Bowser and shoved back.
Just then, Yoshi popped up again. He had unshrunk before them and easily caught up, knocking both Bowser and Mario off the track.
"Noooo!" They both screamed.
"Yoshi! Yoshi!" Yoshi cheerfully called...again.
Before Lakitu could rescue them, everyone else had passed the finish line, even Donkey Kong.
"Could you take any longer?!" Bowser screamed at Lakitu while being fished up.
"Look, I work all day using this stupid rod to fish up you idiots then I have to go home to clean up the house, do my community service, and take care of my family. I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN!" Lakitu unexpectantly screamed back.
Bowser was shocked. So shocked that Mario sped off, having been rescued as well and claimed 11th place. Bowser tried to move but his car mysteriously stopped working, because that's what happens in MKWii if you're in 12th place and everyone else has finished.
Later after the race, the participants were in the Mario Kart lobby...
"GAAAAHH!" Bowser screamed in frustration.
"Hey, I lost too, Bowser. It's not the end of the world," Mario reassured him. "But I did do better than you!" Mario gave him a sly look. Bowser stomped the ground.
"Whatever! I want a rematch, mustache moron!"
"Fine, name the place the time the-"
"Hey guys," Yoshi interrupted. He could speak English suddenly and was holding the gold trophy.
"Oh, I didn't see you. Well, congratulations Yoshi," Mario said, giving Yoshi a pat on the back.
"Hey, stay out of this! We were clearly trying to schedule the next time we'll try to kill each other!"
"Bowser, be nice," Mario said as he tried give Bowser a pat on his back with his other hand.
They both jerked away from each other (awkward). Bowser's back did have spikes after all.
"Don't touch me! Listen plumber, I'm gonna call you on the phone and we will meet again. And you WILL lose! Bwa ha ha ha- *cough* uh...BYE!" Bowser ran off.
"That's Bowser for ya!" Mario said laughing.
"Yoshi! Yoshi!" Yoshi cheerfully called for the last time.
His English speaking phase was over. Maybe it never happened. Maybe Mario should lay off the the shrooms. Maybe Mario should treat his hand which was now bleeding slightly. Either way, Mario would look forward to that call because that's what frenemies are for. Frenemies forever.
To Be Continued...
Life lessons:
Thunderclouds suck.
You should be rewarded for being 12th place.
Don't pat Bowser on the back.
Author note: This is a story adaptation of an older hand-drawn comic of mine I wrote primarily in 2008. It was called "J-Man and the Dragon" referring to Mario and Bowser obviously. I'm going to try to make this a series of sort, loosely following my comic. No, the comic isn't posted online anywhere so you'll have to take my word for it, but hopefully you will enjoy this series. I based this particular chapter off of Mario Kart Wii, which is my favorite Mario Kart despite the craziness of it. Feel free to critique!
Mario and Bowser: Frenemies Forever
Created: 2/3/16
Chapter 2
Disclaimer: Mario and co. are owned by Nintendo. You can tell because they all have 'Nintendo' branded on the back of their head. Don't ask how I acquired this info.
Author note: Despite what Bowser complained about with extra characters and what not, this is exactly what this chapter was about. Specifically Luigi. I cutdown on some of the snark the first chapter had. I hoping this will sound a bit more neutral without the unreliable narrator.
It was a normal early morning at the Mario residence. Luigi just couldn't sleep so he sat up on his bed reading a book. Since this was the most quiet time of day for the Mario bros, why not? Well almost...
Mario was sound asleep and snoring. Luigi rummaged through some drawers on his side of the room. He found what he was looking for, a sleeping mask that they had bought some time ago. He slipped it around Mario's head to control snoring problem.
"Now why did Mario stop using this thing?" Luigi asked himself.
Just then, Mario's Cellular Shopper loudly vibrated on the drawer.
"A phone call at this time of morning?" He caught a glimpse of the caller id-
"K-king Koopa?!" he shrieked loudly.
Mario stirred a bit at the noise. Luigi rushed to his bed and shook him violently.
"M-mario! It's Koopa!" Luigi screamed.
"Huh? Uh- Wow!" Mario jumped up.
"We must be under attack!"
"I sure am Luigi... Can't you see they've put a 'Koopa Kanine Klamp' on my face?!" Mario shouted in a muffled voice, sounding disgruntled and drowsy at the same time.
"A what? No, your phone- Bowser is calling your number!"
"Oh never mind the phone, now help me with this Koopa Kanine Klamp!" Mario said while wrestling with the sleep mask. It was only then that Luigi remembered why Mario stopped using it. He would attack it every time he woke up while half asleep.
Mario freed himself from the "Klamp", throwing it on the ground like it was a dangerous object. Immediately the phone stopped vibrating and chimed-
'You have one new voice mail'
"This is it bro. It might be a threat, a ransom, a declare of war-" Luigi was shaking as he stood above the phone.
"Nah, It's probably nothing. Now, what's up with this Koopa Kanine Klamp?"
"Mario, it's your sleep mask! We need to listen to the message-"
The voice mail started:
'Hey pal. Uh, I was up because of Ludwig's all night concert and I was just thinking. What was that recipe for that Couple's Cake? You know, that cake that only friends eat together? That cake that we ate together that other day? *unintelligible mumbling* No, I'm not calling Mario! *more mumbling* Shut up Kamek, you're not my real dad! *mumbling* Talk to ya later, plumber!-'
'End of message'
The voice mail stopped. Mario was now fully awake sat on the bed worried. Luigi was dumbstruck.
"Oh, that Bowser. He wouldn't be able to use a cookbook if his life depended on it-" Mario nervously chuckled.
Luigi gave him a concerned look.
"-Anyway, I wonder why Bowser had this thing labeled "Medi-mask Sleep Apparatus." he added, trying to change the subject.
"M-mario, did he call you p-pal?"
"Oh that, uh…maybe you just heard it wrong," he quickly answered.
Mario picked up the phone and appeared to be sending a text. He put it down and cut it off.
"Oh look at the time! We can still get some nice rest bro, good night!"
"But.."
Mario jumped back in bed and threw the covers over his head. Immediately after snoring noises was heard, although they sounded a bit fake.
"What the heck just happened?" Luigi questioned himself.
He picked up the sleeping mask and wisely decided against putting it back on Mario. It would stay in the drawer, indefinitely.
"That Bowser thinks he's pals with my bro? No, that can't be right. Bowser is just being the trickster that he is...Hmm, and with that text, Mario must have told him screw off. Yeah! Uh, maybe…Well Mario has a tennis game tomorrow. I better let him sleep." Luigi reasoned to himself.
Not entirely satisfied, Luigi went back to bed. He still couldn't sleep, but for a different reason this time….
"Well what are ya trying to say?" Toad asked while twitching.
Luigi was hanging around Toad, who was running a concession stand in front of the Castle's courtyard. A tennis match was scheduled today and Peach allowed citizens to run their own businesses at the entrance with her permission.
"They are pals. PALS. I know what I heard last night. " Luigi said while shaking Toad.
"And tennis partners...did you see the schedule?"
"What?"
"Now please put me down, unless you want to be covered in my signature Shroom Shakes!"
Luigi quickly complied.
"So are you gonna be at the tennis match or not?" Toad asked.
"I guess so and, wait aren't you participating?"
"Yeah."
"And you actually want to go against Bowser? And my brother?"
"Why not?"
"Because...never mind. Toad, you've been a bit different since that Mario Kart race."
"Yup. Being zapped ten-thousand volts and surviving teaches you to enjoy life a little. Treasure the good and bad. Follow your own path in life."
"That's..strangely deep, Toad…"
"I'm just kidding! I now have this twitching problem and my heart is beating fast and and I think all this will give me an edge in the game!"
Luigi rolled his eyes.
"Uh, see you later Toad.."
"Okay, but don't you want to try a Shroom Shake?"
"I know how they taste already."
"But you don't know how mine taste," Toad teased.
"Okay fine."
Luigi put a coin in the tip jar. Toad immediately got to work making the fresh Shroom Shake. He poured the ingredients in glass bowl and then hand spun it. His arm moved as fast as lightning. He stopped after five seconds and poured the well blended contents in a cup, not even out of breath.
"D-did the Thunder cloud give you that too?" Luigi said baffled.
"Uh, I guess so. Hey look!"
Approaching the courtyard entrance was Mario. Toad greeted by waving his hand, at an extreme speed like before. Mario gave a confused look and waved back. He then turned his attention to Luigi.
"Bro. I see you're out and about early."
"Sure." Luigi responded. He took a sip of the shake and shivered. It was ice cold, but actually good.
"What? Worried about that phone call, last night?"
"No, but I see you will be with Bowser for the doubles…"
"Well, it's not like you're playing, or Peach, or anyone else I usually partner with."
"There's Daisy.."
"No," Toad chimed in, " Im Daisy's partner! AND WE WILL DOMINATE AND DESTROY. CRUSH AND COMMAND. FRUSTRATE AND...well, have fun of course. That's what it's all about, right guys?"
Luigi hesitated to take another sip. On the other hand, should he drink something Toad has made?
"Yoshi Yoshi!" Yoshi came out of nowhere and cheerfully called, because he's in this chapter now.
"Hey Yoshi!" Mario greeted.
"What up, my homeboy!" Toad announced through a megaphone for no reason.
"Uh, hey Yoshi..." Luigi muttered. The megaphone was right next to his ear.
"How are you guys? I'm in the tennis tournament with Shy Guy." Yoshi said.
"I'm with uh..Bowser" Mario said discreetly, now aware of Luigi's suspicion.
"Team 'Daioad' for the win!" Toad screamed through the megaphone.
"Toad, don't say it like that. It sounds like you're shipping yourselves together," Luigi fumed, "and give me that megaphone!" He snatched it from Toad.
"You're just jealous cause Daisy doesn't love you-"
"Shut up-"
"Besides, I need the megaphone for this-"
Toad snatched it back and yelled, "ALL SHROOM SHAKES HALF OFF NOWGETTHEMWHILETHEYAREFRESHBECUZWHILEIMSMOKINGITWITHDAISYSHOPWILLBECLOSED...thank you!"
A large line appeared in front of his stand. Toad's shakes where indeed popular. Making enough shakes for the crowd was no hassle with Toads new tornado arms. Mario and Yoshi snuck away for good reason. They were some of the first players on court for the match. Luigi stood amidst the chaos in a stupor.
He still had no idea what the heck was going on.
To be continued...
Life lessons:
Maybe thunderclouds don't suck after all
Cellular Shoppers from the early Mario Party games rock.
If Ludwig is holding a concert, invest in headphones
You probably shouldn't share a Couple's Cake with Bowser either..
Author note 2: Alright alright, so I kind of went back to the first chapter's tone at the end at the end of the story but that's on purpose. Next chapter will focus of our favorite mortal enemies and/or frenemies again. I just felt like establishing some other characters. Alright, peace out!
Mario and Bowser: Frenemies Forever
Chapter Three
Created: 2/4/16
Disclaimer: Mario and co. Belong to Nintendo.
Mario was in the mens locker room, his doubles match was about to start in a few minutes.
He took out his signiture 'M' tennis racket and examined it. His fireball power shots had taken a toll on it. It was seared and black looking as opposed to the blue color it originally was.
"Raaaawwrr!" Bowser anounced, coming from the bathroom.
"Bowser, quit."
"Whatever, 'Man in Red'."
"You talking to me? Is that a new insult?"
"Well yeah, you're the only loser in here."
"I wasn't sure, Koopa. That sounded too nice coming from you. You going soft on me?"
"Plumber, the only thing that's soft is your crappy tennis racket. Its literally toast."
"What?"
Mario looked back at the racket. It was pactically crumbling in his hand.
"HELLO HOMEBOYS. LET'S HAVE A GREAT GAME!" Toad screamed into that megaphone again. He was standing that the door.
"Shut the heck up! Your voice has been annoying enough since the Gamecube days and I'll be darned if I have to hear it through a megaphone!" Bowser screamed back.
Mario found himself mentally agreeing again. Bowser was mean, but he sometimes had a point.
"Don't you remember that I had to have throat surgery after screaming so much in Mario Kart 64? You are going down for insulting my medical issues, Koopa scum!- Oh hey Mario." Toad ranted and then greeted cheerfully in that exact order.
"Uhg, didn't we have enough issues with these extra characters?!"
"Listen Toad. Me and Bowser need to 'talk', could you leave us?" Mario carefully said while nodding his head to the exit.
"Oh, okay Mario," Toad calmly replied. Then he picked up the megaphone, "Screw you, Bowser!"
He ran out of the door laughing. Bowser growled loudly while holding his ears. Mario accidentally dropped his racket in surprise at Toads random megaphone useage combined with the growling from Bowser.
*Crack*
The brittle and battle worn racket broke in half. Now Mario was in trouble. That racket had lasted every Mario Tennis game untill now.
"OH NO!" Mario dropped to the floor trying to pick up the pieces.
"Well what did you expect, plumber? That thing was more burnt than that time Kamek tried to grill steak- usng the castle's lava!"
Mario could help but to giggle a bit at the thought of that. Bowser had a wierd way of lightening up the mood, even if it was usually unintentional.
"What are you giggling about, mustache? We are screwed. Well, unless you can handle one of my spares…."
"Would you really do that for me, Bowser?" Mario said getting up.
"Look, you can't be my partner without a racket and I'd hate to lose because you're too cheap to replace your gear so-"
Bowser dramatically punched a locker, making the door fall off.
"Was that nessessary?"
"Yes. Now take this," Bowser said, reaching into the battered locker. He pulled out a racket that looked very simular to his own. It was green with a Bowser emblem in the middle.
"It's old, plumber. Be careful with it!" He motioned it towards Mario. Mario took it, only to be caught off guard by the weight. It considerably heavier than his usual racket.
"Uh, thanks. I guess I can get used to this.."
"Well, you'd better. We're up!" Bowser said, looking at the clock on the wall, " I may be sleep deprived because of last night but I can see that!"
Mario looked worried, Bowser had unknowingly reminded him of something.
"What? You don't like my undeserved generosity?" Bowser laughed.
"Uh no... It's just that last night, I thought I was being attacked by one of your 'Koopa Kanine Klamps', but that's besides the point- I had to lie to Luigi because of your phone call!"
"Huh? Oh you mean 'Green'? So?"
Mario gave him the side eye. Bowser pouted.
"Look, let's win this game and then you can apologize to him. Okay? I really don't want to lose against Toad..."
"What about Daisy?"
"Oh her? Listen, don't tell anyone I said this but... She can win over me anytime," Bowser winked. Mario suddenly felt disgusted.
"Let's get out of here..."
Mario and Bowser exited the locker rooms and entered the court area just as Lakitu started to announce the game. This was just a recreational match between Mario and friends so there wasn't a big crowd. Mario tried to spot Luigi from the bleachers but couldn't. What little audience there was was raving and ranting like it was the Super Mushroom Bowl. Lakitu was sitting in the umpire chair and spotted the duo. With everyone here, it was game time.
"Ladies and gentlemen...and Bowser!" Lakitu and Bowser exchanged nasty looks. That fact that Lakitu spoke through a megaphone ticked off Bowser extra
"Our first doubles, Mario and Bowser vs Princess Dasiy and Toad!"
As Lakitu announced that, Toad and Daisy entered the court. Daisy was dressed in her sports outfit while Toad was wearing a red bandana on his head. He was also twitching and foaming at the mouth. They got into position on court and Mario and Bowser did the same.
"The winner will face off against Yoshi and Shy Guy! First serve, Mario."
"Uh, Toad? You alright?" Mario asked. Toad definitely wasn't looking good. He seemed even more crazed than before. In fact, a Daisy didn't look so good either. He noticed her eyes were bloodshot and-
*Thwak*
The ball hit Mario in the face and laughter could be heard from the crowd. The excellent aim could only be attributed to Lakitu.
"I said- first serve Mario!" Lakitu clarified with a scowl. The 'enemy of my enemy is my friend' motto didn't apply here. Lakitu hated Mario and Bowser equally.
"Mario, didn't you hear? Pick it up and serve!" Bowser commanded.
Mario groaned but obeyed. The quicker the game was over, the sooner he could set things straight with Luigi. For now, it was show time.
To be continued...
Author note: Get Ready To Rumble! Next chapter at least. I just had a writing bug today and wanted to get a short chapter out. Sorry, no life lessons this time. Peace!
Mario and Bowser: Frenemies Forever
In which there is a mystery (Chapter 4)
Finished: 4/22/16
Disclaimer: I don't own Mario and co.
Author note: This series is back! I played around with the idea of more than on P.O.V. I hope it isn't confusing.
Luigi got himself together and finally entered the stadium. He realized he was late as he caught a glimpse of Mario getting hit by a ball. I hope this turns out alright for my brother, working with the enemy and all, he thought. He found a seat next to an unfortunately familiar face.
"Hello there, he he he!"
"Hello Boo. Uh, nice to see you."
"Nice to seeee yooou!" Boo sang.
Luigi signed and observed the game. He saw Toad and Daisy looking rather unhinged, and an impatient Bowser. He then saw Mario recovering and getting ready to serve.
Mario took a deep breath and swung. He shot towards Toad who immediately hit it back. Bowser intercepted at the net and attempted to lob it over Daisy's head. It seemed to work but then Daisy did a backflip made contact with the ball. It flew in between Mario and Bowser leaving a fiery trail.
"0-15!"
"H-how!?"
"I don't know either, plumber boy. Let's just win."
Mario served again but with a topspin towards Toad. Toad curved the ball around Bowser at the net. Mario saw a clear shot and attempted a flatshot but the added weight of Bowser's racket threw him off and he sliced the ball. It landed right in front of Daisy who deliver a nasty topspin shot down the line. Bowser did a mad dash and made contact. The ball flew towards them...
"Out! 0-30"
..and out of bounds.
"Way to go Bowser..." Mario groaned.
"Excuse me 'Mr. I can't do an easy flatshot'!"
"I'm new to your racket!"
"Mustache, you just aren't used to real sports equipment!"
As Bowser argued and Lakitu got someone to recover the ball. Mario wondered how Daisy and Toad were doing on the other side of the court. They were awfully quiet and rather well coordinated. Under usual circumstances the two could barely tolerate each other.
"Okay we have the ball. Let the game continue-" Lakitu scowled, "-Or else!"
After a few more rounds they managed to tie with Mario/Bowser having advantage. Mario served lighter than usual, wisely compensating for girth of Bowser's racket. The oserve went as planned this time. Daisy went for a simple shot and Bowser hugged the net. She made the mistake of serving directly to Bowser and he thanked her by sending a power shot her way. She managed to hit it back but force shoved her to the back. Bowser did a drop shot her way and not even her weird backflip thing could save it.
"Mario and Bowser win!" Lakitu announced begrudgingly.
"Great job!"
"Yeah, for me. You barely did anything, Mario. I hope we don't suffer when I have to serve and YOU have to take the net!"
Mario felt unsure. Bowser was carrying the team right now. He'd need to get completely comfortable with Bowser's racket and soon.
"Change!"
Luigi had to admit he was mildly impressed. Mario and Bowser weren't as awful together as he would have though. Mario even seemed to be doing okay with that strange Bowser racket he was using. Then he heard Lakitu call for them to change sides. Suddenly he saw Daisy mumbling as she toppled over. Toad started shaking, more like vibrating. He could heard hear him shrieking, "H-h-e-e-a-a-p-p?" Boy, Toad is shaking so much, I'm wondering if he's going to lift off to the moon, he thought.
"Umm, time out I guess. And get a medic!" Lakitu called.
Toad? Daisy? What is going on?! Luigi questioned himself. He got up. He had to check this out. Unfortunately the crowd was just as shaken by this and Luigi suddenly started to regret not being nearer to an exit. He was getting nowhere fast.
He saw Mario rushing to their aid as medical staff entered the court. Bowser rushed over too. Then one of the more animated crowd goers who happened to be a Whomp blocked Luigi's view.
"Uh- hey! Sir?"
"Ah..its noooo good. He he!" The boo next to him laughed.
"Hey, these are my friends involved here. Well except for Bowser but-"
"But whhhhhyy would you worry when it's all going according to plan?"
"Huh?"
The boo blushed.
"I guess I'm saying too much, he he!"
"Excuse me? Do you know something here?"
The boo looked away and Luigi got more agitated. It goes without saying that Luigi doesn't get along with these types. He felt helpless.
Some of the medics were examining the fallen Daisy. Others were trying restrain Toad. Within seconds, Toad was tazed and he fell over, joining Daisy in an unconscious state. Toad's megaphone fell out of his pocket and broke.
Bowser chucked. "Serves you right. Well, I mean it would if this wasn't a potentially life threatening situation..."
Mario gave Bowser a particularly nasty look.
"This is serious, Bowser. No games." Mario said sternly. Bowser found himself obeying for some reason.
"Give us space people! She's in shock!" one medic called.
"Oh what is happening-will they be okay?" Mario asked in a panic.
"We cannot say at the moment. They will need to be rushed to the Mushroom emergency room, pronto," one medic answered. Just then sirens could be heard.
"All, right show's over..." Lakitu announced bored.
"This cannot be happening..." Mario muttered as he watched medics cart Toad and Daisy away to ambulances.
"So. Does this mean we win?" Bowser asked and immediately regretted.
Mario turned to him with fiery eyes. Before Mario could seriously hurt Bowser, someone ran on the court screaming an horrible cry that could be easily heard over the crowd and commotion.
"NOooooOoOOOOooo!"
"No, Shyguy. Don't throw your life away over this. It's just a game!" Yoshi pleaded as he followed him on court.
"No no no no no no no. This was my last chance. I can never play again!" Shyguy ran to the net and cried profusely.
"Please, there will be other times!" Yoshi called as he ran to him. Everyone else on field either awkwardly stared or ignored. The crowd was too busy ripping themselves apart to notice.
"No, they simply don't play tennis where I'm going!" Shy guy dramatically pulled out a soda and a pack of Mentos."
"Ohmygoodness I love those!" Lakitu shouted. He ran from the umpire chair to Shyguy in matter of seconds and snatched the items away. In a frenzied state, he combined the soda and Mentos in his mouth, the resulting foam spraying everywhere.
"Umm. What just happened?" Yoshi asked.
"Yeah. You mean doing that won't make you explode or something?" Shyguy asked.
"Shyguy, of course not. Why would you...oh my-"
Bowser and Mario stepped up.
"What was this all about?" Bowser complained. "I didn't know this was a drama story!"
Mario jabbed him in the ribs in an unplayful way and glared. Bowser shot back the same look.
"Are you guys okay?" Mario asked with mixed emotions.
"No! I'm moving to Australia right after the game. This was my last change to play tennis because the sport is illegal there! I know it's true, I read in on the Internet!" Shyguy got on his knees and tears started to fall again.
"Shyguy..." Bowser uncharacteristically paused to choose his words carefully. "That's not true- at all pal. It's a big sport there."
"Yeah," Mario joined in, "You must have gotten lied to online. Or umm...what's the word?"
"You mean trolled." Yoshi said.
"Garden trolls lied to me. Got it!" Shyguy said now with a look of determination.
"No, it's garden gnomes," Mario corrected.
"Gnomes lied to me on the Internet?"
"No- Never mind. Have a safe trip, Shyguy," Mario knew it was best to drop that topic.
"Okay now this is just strange instead of dramatic..." Bowser shrugged.
"Hey- the game is over. Leave!" Lakitu interrupted.
Lakitu was covered in soda foam, making him look more rabid than usual. The gang took one look at him and made the right choice.
Luigi felt like he was being tortured amongst the wild crowd, unable to move or see what was going on.
"Cheer up! He he," Boo smiled.
Luigi shot back a ghastly look and kept silent.
"Okay fine...I will admit it...I love you," Boo said simply.
"What?!" Luigi gasped.
"Just kidding. He he. It's a set up. A conspiracy. Who would want Mario and Bowser together? What's next? Cats and dogs living together? Mass hysteria!" Boo laughed playfully.
"Boo. Be straight with me!" Luigi warned. Boo blushed again.
"Okay, weegee. The plot was to ruin the game. Got the info from trusted sources!"
"Soooo, Bowser did this?" Luigi asked. Boo was strange and joked around alot, but Luigi had no reason to assume this was a lie.
Boo shrugged. "I don't know. I just know what I know. Hehe."
"Well I know that this scheme has Koopa written all over it!" Luigi suddenly shouted. "I HAVE to get out of here! Could..you help me I'm some way?"
"Okay, why didn't you say so?"
Boo suddenly grabbed Luigi's arm. Before Luigi could react, the was a blinding flash!
Poof!
Next thing he knew, he was in the parking lot outside with Boo holding on to him.
"Wha- of course. Teleporting... You can let me go now, Boo."
"Umm, of course! Hehe!"
"I'm going to the hospital uh, thanks..."
"You don't want any help?"
"I'm not saying I dislike you on principle or anything but, I want to be alone..." Luigi said more coldly than he meant.
"Oh..." Boo sulked and slowly walked (floated?) away.
"I mean wait!" Luigi called back, "I'm being rude. I don't handle stressful situations that well and- I didn't mean to come off like that!"
Boo turned around. Luigi continued.
"You did just reveal what was going and and save me from the crowd," Luigi smiled.
"Soooo, we can be the 'Scare Pair' again?" Boo asked.
Luigi was impressed with the fact that Boo remembered Mario Party 6. "Sure, uh. Partner. One thing. I left my phone at home. Could you text Mario for me?"
"Annnyyyy thing for you!"
As Mario, Bowser, and Yoshi left the stadium-
"I have so much to worry about right now. First, I need to head to the hospital," Mario said.
"Me too," Yoshi said. "I don't even know what's happening, but if something was tough enough to knock Daisy out, It's serious business."
"Yeah..come to think of it-" Mario turned sharply to Bowser. "You wouldn't have anything to do with this, would you?"
Bowser was taken back. "Me?"
"Hey, Bowser would have reason to rig your match," Yoshi half whispered in Mario's ear.
"I heard that. And I did not! What makes me the first suspect?"
"You're evil?" Mario answered annoyed.
"Well yeah but...Toad weirds me out and Daisy? You know I don't mess with her! I prefer Mushroom Kingdom Princesses, you know!"
"So he's xenophobic too!" Yoshi whispered again.
"I can hear you, dinosaur breath! I win my matches fair and square! Look, Mario do you believe me or not?"
Mario scratched his head. Bowser did seem surprised at the strangeness of Toad and Daisy. Also he knew (or hoped) that Bowser would know better than to truly hurt his friends. Still, he couldn't seem too friendly with Bowser. Yoshi was present and much like Luigi, Mario hadn't really shared the extent of their relationship with him. Like usual it was time for Mario to play peacekeeper.
"I can't say for sure if I know anything so let's just drop it for now and see what the doctors say. Also, Bowser are you coming with me- I mean-" Mario immediately regretted that.
"Mario, this is BOWSER. Why would you want him to come?" Yoshi asked suspiciously.
Before Mario could answer, his phone made a text message sound. Saved by technology he thought, as he checked it. It was from an unknown number?
Message: Hello bro, dis is Luigi. I'm heading 2 the hospital. I need to talk 2 u there. Btw, I think Bowser has something 2 do w/ dis! Watch out! See u there.
Mario looked up from the phone and then to Bowser and then to Yoshi. They both looked to Mario expectantly. A choice had to be made.
To be continued.
Author note 2: Cliff hanger! Will Toad and Daisy be alright? Is Bowser innocent? Can Mario hide his friendship or friendemieship (That is a thing, right?) with Bowser? What is Luigi and Boo up to? Stay tuned.
Mario and Bowser: Frenemies Forever
Aww, they do care! (Chapter 5)
Created: 2/15/17
Disclaimer: I don't own Mario and friends.
Author's note: I'm back! Be sure to read the notes at the bottom.
Luigi and Boo entered the hospital, Luigi shaken and anxious and Boo passive.
"I haven't been in a hospital since forever!" Boo blurted out.
Luigi thought about a Boo wouldn't need a hospital unless...well his mind didn't want to go there. Not with his friends in critical condition.
"Let's just find their rooms," Luigi half-yelled over the confusion in the lobby.
The waiting room was more of a chaos room, Mushroom Kingdom citizens of all types were standing around in a mild panic. Nurses and doctors repeatedly crossed past the lobby to either wing of the hospital, all in a hurry and often carrying supplies and/or wheel chaired patients. Luigi felt in his gut that something was wrong.
"They sure are busy today!" Boo yelled back as the reached the front desk. The nurse Toad inside looked back at them in horror.
"What's going on miss?" Luigi asked.
The nurse screamed and retreated somewhere behind. As if that scream was a wake up call, some of the people waiting in the lobby screamed. Then other people screamed because those people were screaming. Several Bob-ombs lit themselves up. Koopas retreated in shells. Monty moles attempted to burrow through the ground, which didn't turn out well with the concrete floor. Whomps and Thwomps fell to the floor, further damaging the concrete. Shyguys and Toads well...they don't have special abilities so they just screamed normally, but at least they didn't damage the concrete!
After everyone was done freaking out for no reason, it randomly got silent. Everyone stopped and stared at each other in confusion, except for the nurses and doctors who continued to busily scurry about.
"Oh uh I forgot to mention, Luigi," Boo mumbled embarrassingly, "People are usually scared of Boos in hospitals. It's in bad taste or something? I'm so sorry!" Boo turned to Luigi and gave him the "forgive me please" eyes.
Luigi blushed. "Aww, how could I not forgive a face like- er uh, wait what?"
Luigi didn't know what was going on but...well, it was more pleasant this time.
"WHO DO YOU WANT, ME OR BOWSER!?"
"Yoshi, what are you doing?"
"Sorry, Mario. I'm on the phone," Yoshi whispered while holding his hand to the phone speaker. "And I was just reciting what happened before to Birdo."
"But that's not how it happened-"
"-And so Mario was like, 'Yoshi, you are the best' and you see Birdo, this is why you gotta love Mario..."
Mario tuned out the rest of Yoshi's revealing conversation and stared out of the bus window. They were on a route speeding towards the hospital and fast. Mario had made a tough decision but he had no choice...maybe. It was for the greater good and he couldn't send the wrong idea to Yoshi. Besides, Bowser was used to doing things on his own anyway, right?
Or at least Mario wished he could reason that way. He pulled out his phone and stared at the contacts list. He had a few contacts of past enemies that would made the Princess shrug in polite disagreement, but only one would make her question his heroic integrity.
Mario texted Bowser.
"*nervous emoji*"
A moment later. "What, plumber?"
"U mad?"
"I'm busy."
"*sad face emoji*"
"Enough mustache, speak English to me!"
"Bowser, I'm so sorry. I just want to to know that-"
The bus skid to a halt right before Mario finished typing. Not that he knew what to say anyway. Yoshi jumped in excitement.
"Yes, this bus has hit a new record on the amount of potholes hit. Remember last time we kissed right as we went over that construction zone?"
"Excuse me?!"
"Shh, Mario! I'm on the phone, remember? Okay, I gotta go Birdo, my friends are in danger and Bowser's definitely behind it all. Bye!"
Mario was scowling until he heard that last part. Suddenly he knew how to end that text. He quickly sent the message while exiting the bus.
"Bowser, I'm so sorry. I just want to to know that- I know you didn't do this. Meet me at the hospital please!"
Mario waited. No immediate response. He walked to the hospital entrance and Yoshi followed with a more serious demeanor than before. Yoshi was playful and kind natured, but deathly serious about the well being of friends. Mario would have to forget about Bowser for now and focus on other issues, he recalled a text from Luigi saying he would he would be-
"Bro! You're here!"
Luigi greeted him from the lobby area. Mario noticed a lot of people standing around confusingly and the hospital staff hurrying along and ignoring everything but their jobs. Also, the concrete floor was in rough shape. Weird.
"Luigi? What's going on?"
"Uh, we had some hiccups when we got here but it's okay now. A nurse will lead us to Toad and Daisy soon."
"We?"
"Yeah, who else is here?" Yoshi asked.
"Well..."
"Hehehehe," someone crackled.
"What the-?" Mario and Yoshi started.
"Guys, calm down. It's Boo, but invisible. That's how I sent you that text, remember?"
"Ok well, why? Don't you know what happens when Boos visit hospitals?"
"Yes, bro. I sure figured that out," Luigi rolled his eyes. "Anyway, Boo helped me get here quick from the tennis match. I didn't have enough on me for the the Mushroom bus anyway."
"Thats what we took though," Yoshi said. "Did you know he hit more potholes than the previous record?"
"Yaaaay!" Boo cheered, making Mario and Yoshi jump again. "Oh yeah I'm invisable. Sorry?"
Just then, a nurse approached. "Okay, you can visit the two. Follow me," she stated matter of factly and without looking up from her clipboard. Mario and the rest complied silently. Then Mario felt a buzz, his phone. He checked it expectantly.
"It's about time you got some sense in ya, plumber. I'll meet you on the roof in an hour. Be ready. *evil emoji*"
Mario smiled, feeling suddenly better, but then he worried. How would he pull this off with Yoshi AND his brother around? And what would be the case with Daisy and Toad?
To be continued...
Lessons and fun facts:
-Screaming often makes others scream...for some reason.
-Kissing while riding a bumpy bus in a construction zone will not end well.
-Only the bestest of friends meet you on the roof!
-This being written the day after Valentine's Day is a coincidence, trust me.
-I've never stated Boo's gender on purpose.
Let me tell you about dream universes... (Chapter 6)
2/16/17
Disclaimer: Mario and co. are owned by Nintendo
Author note: Yes I will be referencing some of my other fanfics of mine in this because why not be meta? Don't worry, you won't need to have read my other stories to get this.
Toad was a dangerous mushroom. Or rather a mushroom in danger, not that he couldn't be dangerous though. Wait, hadn't this happened before?
Toad looked at himself. He was dusty and dirty. Toad was no stranger to adventures or even alternate dimensions but he'd never woken up in the middle of nowhere before after a tennis match.
Up ahead he saw a booth of some sort. It was square shaped about six feet tall and made of a weird greenish material. He walked towards it.
"Hello? Anyone inside? I'm missing my own tennis match and we where winning!"
"Greetings exhumed traveler," the dark robed figure said simply. Toad ignored the insult.
"I'm Toad and you gotta help me. I know I might have gotten zapped by one too many thunderclouds but I've never blanked out before."
"Blanked out? This is the Whoa Zone. And it's as real as ever. Oh, and nice racket!"
"But but-" now Toad was starting to panic. He felt something in his pocket. It was his tennis racket! The custom one he owned with his insignia on it!
"How did-"
"Hey maybe I can help for a fee," the guide interrupted. "I am the only guide around here in the known universe."
Toad check his other pockets, they were empty except for a familiar hair accessory. A hair accessory that Toad remembered coming from Daisy. She wanted him to hang on to it until after the match. This was real...or was it?
Mario and his friends were at the 'Koopa and Kailey Circus'. They observed the various freaks being displayed in cages such as a Chain Chomp mixed with a Ptooie.
"It's nice to see these weirdos in cages for once," Mario said, although he had never seen anything as freaky as that. He shrugged and took a bite out of his corn dog. "It's about time we got a day off for fun."
"I'm hungry," Luigi complained.
"Luigi, you complain about everything. That's why you aren't my real brother!"
Luigi cried as Toad and the Mushroom King laughed. Daisy looked on in horror.
"Mario! How could you say- Wait, where am I?"
"The circus, your highness!" Toad said, burying his face in a cup of popcorn half the size of him.
"Toad, I'm not your princess. You can call me Daisy."
"Princess stop being modest," Mario said with a hint of sarcasm. "We get it. You are the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom ever since you kicked Peach out of office."
"Y-yeah and-" Luigi sniffled, "Now all Nintendo gamers finally give you the respect you deserve."
"Yes dear, and you appear in way more games now. And they aren't spin-offs either. Isn't that great?" The King added.
"Umm excuse me guys. I appreciate all this but, I don't know what y'all are talking about. I'm missing my own tennis match, and I was winning!" Daisy shifted uncomfortably. Something was very wrong here. She was still dressed casually as usual but away from the game and her hair accessory was missing. Of course she didn't feel all that great during the match but she was enjoying it, and winning it!
Mario and the rest just looked at her and laughed, even Luigi who was seemingly over Mario's insult and Toad whose head was still in the bag of popcorn.
"Good one my daughter!" The King said.
"Hey, you aren't even my dad. You're Peach's!"
Everyone laughed again.
"Hey!" Toad yelled as he lifted his head from the popcorn, "Let's have a picture taken in that tent over there."
"But guys-!" Daisy protested. This was it, she was going to get some answers.
As everyone made their way toward the tent, Daisy suddenly tackled Mario, pinning him to the ground.
"Omg!" Toad shouted.
"TELL ME WHATS GOING ON OR 'HI I'M DAISY' WILL TURN INTO 'HI-YA DAISY'!" she screamed from on top of him.
"OKAY! And please don't hurt me with that tennis racket!" Mario shouted back in panic.
"Well you'd better- wait what racket?"
"R-right there?" Luigi said pointing towards the orange racket with Daisy's insignia strapped to her purse.
Daisy got up from Mario and grabbed the racket. Everyone covered their faces defensively.
"No, I'm not about to hit any of y'all but don't you see? This proves I don't belong here. I was in a tennis match against Mario and Bowser-"
Mario gasped.
"And Toad was my partner-"
Toad gasped.
"Like I'd ever partner with Bowser. What do you think we are friends? Frenemies?" Mario laughed at his 'joke'. "How dumb, besides you yourself defeated Bowser with your karate a while back."
"And as if you'd partner with me?" Toad said, " You hate me!"
Daisy stomped her feet. She wasn't getting anywhere with these people who called themselves her friends and family.
Bowser got up from his throne and head toward his kitchen, while trying to discreetly put his phone away. Kamek, who was observing followed.
"Meeting 'him' again, your evilness?" Kamek said snidely but respectfully.
Bowser started. "Excuse me?!"
"You know, Mario?"
"No!" Bowser replied, crossing his arms.
"No offense, your evilness. But we need you here in the Castle and not playing games with Mario and friends. Did you know your son Ludwig was just pranked by TMKMZ?"
"Hmm? Didn't they put that quicksand in my bodywash? Whatever, I'm over that and this doesn't involve games this time." They entered the kitchen. It was quiet at this hour with only the head cook in and the Koopalings and other castle citizens having already ate dinner.
"Then what could it be?!" Kamek asked.
"Nothing! Now cover for me for tonight. That's an order!" Bowser commanded while grabbing snacks from the fridge.
"And who is that for, Mario and pals?" Kamek said snidely and now without respect.
"Hey! You are my lead Castle Advisor, not my nutritionist. Hey- back off!"
Kamek snatched something Bowser was reaching for. Pasta!
"T-this proves it!" Kamek screamed.
"Shut-up and give me that!" Bowser snatched it back. "I have somewhere to be an I'll need an air ship to do it. Do as I've told you," Bowser grabbed the snacks and hurried away to his private quarters.
Kamek narrowed his eyes…
"Okay Toad and Daisy are here-" the nurse said opening the door.
"Umm, nurse Nass T. I wasn't done," the mustached Koopa Doctor plead. He was in the middle of a check up on them both.
"Too bad- here they are," Nass T. said walking away quickly. Mario and co. walked in and simultaneously gasped.
"Er uh. They're unconscious as you can see, but the brain scans show lots of brain activity on both. This is umm good I think," the doctor tried to quickly explain.
They rushed past him to the beds. Toad was in the bed near the window, looking peacefully asleep but also confused. Daisy was nearer to the door and seemed slightly peeved in her sleep.
"Oh no..." Mario muttered, "I had no idea..."
"But doc, do they have a fever, a rash, an anything?" Luigi asked in hysterics.
"N-no? But lots of patients today are showing similar symptoms. I can't say much else.
"That explains the mad house in the lobby," Luigi thought.
"But why not?" Mario demanded.
"By the way, I'm Doctor Professor Koopa." The doctor said, dodging Mario's question.
"Doctor Professor?" Yoshi asked.
"Yes. You can be both you know, and I promise to do all I can for your friends but um. The nurse sent you too in here a bit too soon, could you guys come back in half an hour? We have more brain scans to do," he explained timidly.
Mario and co. took the hint and left silently after one last glance.
"Yes, I promise. I will get to the bottom of this," Mario said quietly to himself.
They stood outside the door silently for a moment.
"This seems fishy, hehe," Boo said, still invisible.
"Of course it is," Mario started, "I knew that from the start but-" His phone buzzed. "Hold on, uh, I'll meet you guys in the cafeteria!" Mario said backing away.
"Bro. Where are you going?" Luigi asked.
"Uh, bathroom. I'll only be gone a sec, see you there!" Mario quickly rounded the corner and checked the message.
"Okay, plumber. I'm on my way. Yes, I have snacks. *mischievous emoji*"
Mario smiled a bit. With Bowser's "forceful" nature. Maybe they could get some real answers, and his friends would just have to deal with it. Or, he hoped he could convince them to.
Author note: Updates after this chapter might slow down, because this very day of writing this, my ipad was stolen! Don't worry, I'll try to work on this story and more when ever I can.
Mario and Bowser: Frenemies Forever
Conversational interlude (Chapter 7)
Created: 2/25/17
Disclaimer: Mario and co. belong to Nintendo.
Author note: I hope this isn't coming off as a rip-off of another certain fanfic involving Mario and Bowser. To be honest, yes that did inspire the premise of this story, but I'm taking the idea in a different direction of course. So that's just a heads up if anyone was noticing parallels, trust me most were unintentional! :p
This chapter may be less "actiony" compared to other chapters but more conversational (thus the title) characters will ramble a bit but hopefully not too much. Enjoy.
"-And so the doctor was suspicious and stuff but it's going to be okay because we have Mario on the case!"
"Yoshi, we can hear everything you are saying," Luigi griped.
Luigi, Yoshi, and Boo were in the hospital cafe. Birdo was too, in spirit at least since Yoshi had filled her in on so many details though their phone call that she might as well have been present. They had been waiting twenty minutes at least and no Mario in sight.
"Well, sorry Luigi. It isn't my fault Mario is taking forever!" Yoshi griped back.
"It'll be alright," Boo said thumbing through a free 'Zess T. approved' cooking magazine. Another magazine, a weathered 'Kart and Driver' from three months ago was resting on Boo's head like a hat of sorts, serving as a disguise. No one had screamed yet, so it seemed to be working.
"Easy for you to say," Luigi muttered.
"What's gotten in to you? You haven't been the same since...before the tennis match," said Yoshi.
"Well it's just that-" Luigi leaned back as he contemplated, "Life has been strange lately..."
"Compared to what, dear?" Birdo asked.
"Well, just the way things HAD been and the way they are now- wait, Birdo?"
"Oh sorry I must have put the speaker phone on!" Yoshi apologized.
"No darling, leave me on. Listen Luigi, life is a little strange, and we are all a little strange but that's what makes life wonderful. Right now from what I understand, our friends are in danger and we'll only get through this together."
"Haha, right on," Yoshi agreed. Luigi sat up.
"I guess you're right-"
"Yes, Luigi. Live, laugh, love. Inspirational posters stole that line from me. Alright now, Yoshi I gotta go. Keep me in touch, okay? Bye now!" Right when Birdo hung up Yoshi got up from his seat with a panicked look.
"My battery is at six percent- Is there an outlet anywhere?!"
"Yeah, in the lobby," Boo said, now looking at the driving magazine. As it turned out, a new thing was coming out called the Koopa Petty's Karting Experience meant to rival Mario Kart.
"Great. I'll be right back, text me if you hear from Mario," Yoshi said leaving before Luigi could remind him that he had no phone. He slouched back in his seat again.
"Depressed again?" Boo asked. "Birdo is a real quote maker, right?"
Luigi shrugged. "Oh, sure but that was nothing new. I'm no stranger to strangeness."
"Same. Besides I like 'funny' more than 'weird'. My personal quote is 'Laugh or else!'"
"Or...else what?"
"Who knows? Something something boos are scary and all that. I don't know. It was passed down from my great great great grandfather's dentist's lawyer's milkman. Who heard it originally from his neighbor."
"And was the neighbor?"
"Hehe. A clown."
Luigi at first shuddered but then smiled slightly at the absurdity.
"Having conflicting emotions?" Boo teased.
Luigi attempted a straight face, "Its nothing I just uh- so anyway could you text Mario again for me?"
"Sure, but are you worried?"
"What do you mean?"
"You've only had me text him twenty times since we've been in the cafe."
"Well, yes I am worried about my friends," Luigi said defensively.
"No no. I mean about Mario? Listen, you can tell me. I've been keeping secrets for thousands of years."
Luigi paused for a moment. "Really? Well uh, it's just that.." he leaned in to whisper, "Ever since the night before the tennis match, there was this voicemail from Bowser!"
"And then?"
"Well, it seemed like they were friends. I was in disbelief but then I found out they were tennis partners. And then this weird thing with Daisy and Toad happened. Mario is hiding something and it kind of hurts that he'd do this.." Luigi sat back and sighed. Boo took on a serious expression and said-
"Luigi I-"
"SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: Mushroom Kingdom East, the Princess Peach Toadstool has entered the building! Let's give her a round of applause!" The intercom blasted with forced enthusiasm. The cafe was nearly empty during the evening so unfortunately the Princess did not get her applause.
Boo and Luigi stared for a moment.
"Er uh, so Boo. Do you believe me?"
"Yes."
"Yes?"
"Yes, Luigi."
Luigi sighed in relief. "Great, because I don't think anyone would believe me. Especially not Yoshi. He's sooo loyal to Mario. Too loyal. So it's good I guess that I'm not crazy."
"Of course not, but I am if that counts for anything," Boo said jokingly. Luigi grinned.
"Listen, we can solve what's going on with my brother and confront Bowser. I just know he has to be behind this somehow."
"Possibly but let's get the facts first. Like that show, 'Cheaters: Game Genie edition'."
"Uh, I pray to Eldstar NOT! How could Bowser not be behind it? How many more villains do we have?"
"You'd never know. Bowser's an easy scapegoat. The most popular unpopular guy."
"True but at the tennis game, didn't you gave me the idea that Bowser was behind it?"
"No I said there was a plot to ruin the game, hehe. No one mentioned Bowser."
"But your 'trusted sources'?"
"My agency. My secret one that I can't reveal to a non-boo. Sorry the rules are speciesist like that. But yeah, I know something dirty is going on but I don't know where exactly that dirt is coming from, so is a mystery for now. Oooh, this is sooo much fun! Well...aside from people's lives being in danger."
Luigi rolled his eyes. He should have been annoyed by now but he wasn't.
"Boo? You know, I really was wrong about you. You've only been my best ally from the start during this mess. I'm sorry for being grouchy before."
"Thanks, but how could I not try to help? I have a confession too. I don't actually have thousands of years worth of secrets!"
Luigi's eyes widened. "Don't tell me. You're even older?!"
"Heck no. I'm twenty five like you, hehe. You calling me old? It's okay, until today I though you were just as awesome as Mario. Now I realize you're twice as much. I mean, you're more sensitive and more honest. More down to Earth- Yeah, Mario might be more popular but I'm agoraphobic anyway. Besides I uh hehe, I've always been a fan of yours... When I saw you at the tennis match, I was like, 'wow I'm getting to work with Luigi!' Sweet!"
Luigi found himself blushing again. A real fan? Before anything else could be said, Boo's phone buzzed as it finally got a reply from Mario.
"Hello Bro and Boo. Sorry about the delay my phone was on silent. Meet me back in the lobby. *apologetic emoji*"
"Hmm," Luigi narrowed his eyes. "I guess you are right, pal. Let's play nice for now, especially since Peach has entered the building. After all, it's not like Mario would bring Bowser right to our faces!"
Mario felt... guilty. This was certainly different, he'd never been the secretive type and he didn't like the feeling of lying either. Even if it was for the 'greater good' like he tried to convince himself. That was it, he'd come clean right when Bowser showed up, well to Luigi at least. Yoshi and even the Princess were close friends but also very "by the book". They'd be the last ones he could convince about Bowser not being a completely bad person. Besides Luigi was the only family Mario had nearby and "Bros before Koopas" as they'd always say.
As he stood on the roof, at the airship drop off zone, he then heard the roaring of an airship. A Koopa airship. He looked up, sure enough one was fast approaching. Airships were authorized to hover over the dedicated zone over the hospital for emergency patients, but he wondered what staff may think if they realized it was a Bowser ship. As if on cue-
"Wow, didn't think I'd see one of those!" the Ems worker, Emery T. said. "I thought Bowser had his own hospital for his lackeys. I wonder why he's sending someone here?"
"Eh, actually Bowser is coming himself," Mario said. He figured might as well be honest at this point.
"B-Bowser? Good thing we have you here, Mario. The Princess has just entered downstairs!"
"What? Peach is here? Oh no!"
"It's okay Mario. You can like, protect us right? But how do you know it's Bowser?"
"Because...I told him to come?"
"Huh?-"
"Listen, don't sound any alarms. It's going to be okay. He's not attacking, or doing anything illegal this time... I hope... I need Bowser to help me get to the bottom of the mysterious illness going around."
"The 'T-Virus'?"
"Huh? We know what it is now?"
"Oh no, that's just what my supervisor told us refer to it as. Don't worry, the "T" just stands for "tennis", since the cases only starting popping up after that tennis match earlier. Hey weren't you in it?" Mario nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, thought so. I was sneaking and watching it on my break earlier. I have like, no supervision as the only ems waiting on the roof all day. Anyway, how could Bowser help?"
"Well, he has a way with words, and everything is so 'hush hush' here, that would help. Besides I kind of threw him under the bus earlier and I wanted to make it up, especially since some people are thinking he's behind it all."
Emery shrugged. "Don't tell anyone, but I don't really dislike Bowser. I know he's technically bad and stuff but he's so cool as well. I had a Bowser fan club back in college before.. well... you don't wanna know. Anyway. I'm not sure about him ruling the Kingdom but, I've always wanted to visit his castle at least. If you think he's innocent, then I do to!"
"Ready? I didn't think anyone would believe me. I just want things to be alright with us, you know?"
"Oh, yeah. I get it," she smirked. "I guess even Bowser deserves a second chance. Yep, that's totally what's going on here. Yes sir, your secret is safe with me."
"Phew! Thanks, wait what do you mean by-"
"- LANDING!" She announced loudly. "-Sorry its the procedure."
The airship was now hovering above the hospital, its shadow covering only part of the building. This was a smaller personal Airship, made for speed and general transportation rather than battle and thankfully it had no visible cannons or other weapons.
In a well rehearsed fashion Emery did a landing sign meaning 'standby'. She entered the airship's Id number in the database and then signed again, this time signaling patient transference. Mario stood by nervously as a shadowed figure suddenly took a thirty foot drop from starboard and landed right on the painted target.
Thud!
"The King has arrived!" Bowser announced. He stood straight up and flipped the hood off of he head as his black robe blew in the wind. Right then the airship took off in the opposite direction it came. Mario was momentarily speechless.
"Wow, I've never been this close before. I didn't know you were so tall!" Emery fangirled. (I'm making that a word.)
"Uh, yeah. Who are you?"
"Emery T.! Shhh, don't tell anyone, but can I have your autograph?"
"Ha! Well of course you can have your future King's, uh... got a pen?"
"Bowser!" Mario started. "I saw Toad and Daisy and they were in a coma like state- no one knows what's going on and the doctors aren't giving out any information- and the Princess is here-"
"Hold it now, what's this about a Princess?"
"Bowser! It's Peach!"
"Oh man!" Emery said.
"Oh man? More like oh yes! Mario, why didn't you tell me this would be fun?"
"Fun? I don't think so," Mario sighed. "And do you always exit airships like that?"
"Only for you, Mario." Mario blinked twice and Emery suppressed a laugh. Bowser ignored their responses. "Now take me to your Princess."
"No, I'm taking you to...wait, where was I gonna take you? Oh yeah, uh.. I'm texting Luigi. We need to talk to him first." Mario checked his silenced phone. There were a LOT of messages from Boo's number. Mario suddenly felt a bit sick.
"Fine, whatever plumber. Then to the Princess, right?"
"What about my autograph?" Emery whined.
"I'll give you one when I take over the Kingdom. Deal?"
"Yes!" She fist pumped. "Wait, should I be cheering about that?"
"Bowser come on!" Mario grabbed Bowser's arm and lead him back inside. "Oh and keep that hood on please." Mario added silently. Bowser laughed.
To be continued.
Author note: Okay, hope this turned out well. Next chapter, I'm going to try to bring back more action and comedy. Stay tuned!
Life lessons/ fun facts:
-When you see motivation posters in doctor offices, thank Birdo.
-Bowser did gymnastics in high school. Don't tell him I said that.
-College is not the place to start Bowser fan clubs. Especially if said collage is funded by Peach.
-The Koopa Petty Karting Experience is still open for participants. It's safer than Mario Kart they say.
Mario and Bowser: Frenemies Forever
Confrontational interlude (Chapter 8)
Created: 3/1/17- 3/7/17
Disclaimer: If only I owned Mario and co.! (So basically I don't guys...)
Author note: Okay there is a little more talky stuff here, but don't worry. Action is coming next chapter! This chapter went through a few rewrites as you can see by the creation dates and for some reason this has been the hardest to write. One issue was is that didn't want to make characters too OOC (because this is NOT a AU story) but at the same time I needed to make things work. In the end I settled for something way less melodramatic than I initially had. Enjoy.
Mario tugged on Bowser as they made it down the stairs. Mario was lost in thought, trudging along half beaten through a lava and spike filled fortresses actually seemed easier than admitting you've messed up this badly to your closest friends.
"Hey, mustache, knock it of!" Bowser shifted out of his grasp. "Listen I like ya, but- wow you don't look so good. Are you sick now too?!"
Mario stopped and looked towards him worriedly. "Listen Bowser, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I need to know I can trust you."
"Trust me? Now, what do you mean?"
"I'm serious. I know I've thrown you under the bus a lot but I promise I won't anymore. We're going to head downstairs and tell Luigi everything but I need be sure that you won't..."
"That I won't what?!"
Mario hesitated. "Well, can you uh...'play nice'? Make it easier for them to see that you aren't all bad?-"
"But I am certainly bad-" Bowser crossed his arms defiantly.
"Well I don't mean 'bad' meaning 'good'. I mean make them realize that you're a frenemy and not a fiend. Make any sense?"
Bowser contemplated.
"Okay so you're gonna tell Luigi or whatever that we talk on the phone sometimes, that you intentionally invite me to your parties, and that we even eat cake sometimes? By the way, I brought you this-"
Bowser handed over the sealed but fresh pasta to Mario, whose stomach growled as if on cue.
"Thanks I uh, hadn't-"
"Don't mention it plumber," Bowser smiled. "Alright now look here, I'll play nice or whatever because believe it or not, you ain't the only one whose had to hide things from friends and family. Only Kamek knows I left the castle tonight and he's kind of on to us, but that's a problem for another day. It's alright though, he's never been invited to any Mario Parties anyway."
"Mario Party 8 and 9" Mario mumbled, eating the pasta straight from the container. The savage!
"Darn it. Oh well, let's see that brother of yours already and would you not smack so loudly?"
Luigi and Boo were back in the lobby. At this hour it had calmed down considerably. In fact, no one was around aside from one other person sitting in the lobby.
"Now it's a ghost town... no offense Boo."
"Hehe. It's fine. But where is Princess Peach?"
"Someone mentioned me?" a high pitched and feminine voice called. They brought their attention to someone sitting alone, wearing a pink colored cloak.
"This is terrible and its all my fault." The person removed their hood to reveal the daintily featured Princess Peach. Her hair was pulled back, she wore no make up, and her eyes were slightly reddened from crying. The cloak covered over her usual dress. She put away some tissues as she got up.
"Princess! I had no idea!" Luigi got up to hug her.
"Oh Luigi! I should have never hosted that tennis tournament. Everyone might be okay otherwise!"
"It's not your fault, your highness. We don't know what the heck is going on ourselves," Luigi said. Peach regained her composure slightly.
"Doctor Professor Koopa hasn't spoken to you? He says it's exhaustion, but the severest kind!"
"What? We haven't heard a thing, that Doctor Professor or whatever kicked us out earlier."
"Uh huh. Total creep. And I know creepy!" Boo boasted.
"Boo?! Oh I didn't notice you- why do you have a magazine on your head? I mean... where are my manners? Forget that."
"So, you got actual explanations from the Doc?" Luigi asked quickly to avoid farther awkwardness.
"Technically a nurse relayed the info from him to me and promptly disappeared. I didn't see him personally but if he's the Doctor Professor Koopa I know, he isn't a sham."
"You know him?"
"Kind of. When I was a little girl, he worked for my father as a castle physician, so he has to have some merits. Anyway, I came here incognito, but then the receptionist just had to announce my name like that," Peach pouted. "Fortunately hardly anyone was here then. So strange, I thought more people was being affected, or at least that the word I got at the Castle earlier. So who's with you? I thought I saw Yoshi a while ago talking loudly on the phone, but he didn't notice me here."
"Yeah, that's Yoshi alright. Mario is here too, but where? I don't know..." Luigi said slightly disgruntled.
Peach raised one eyebrow as foot steps of two people were easily heard around the corner down the hall. Suddenly there was the sound of someone running ahead.
"Guys! I'm sorry I took so long!" Mario said whipping around the corner. "And Princess, what a surprise-er oof!"
Peach immediately latched on to Mario with a firm but princess like hug. Mario stood with a dear in headlights look as Luigi and Boo side eyed them.
"Mario! Oh thank the stars. What to do?"
Mario stood frozen in her grasp as someone else appeared from around the corner. Peach pulled back and gasped.
"Hello, Princess," Bowser greeted with an toothily grin.
"B-Bowser?!" Peach and Luigi shrieked. Boo took this opportunity to speak up.
"Ah-hem. Luigi was wanting an intervention with you Mario, because he feels he is being lied to and this makes him feel bad as well," Boo explained matter of factly. "Oh and DON'T YOU UPSET MY LUIGI!" Everyone stopped and stared at this outburst.
"Wait, I do have something to say," Mario said breaking the ice.
"Bro, why is Bowser here?" Luigi asked in a hushed fashion.
"Yes Mario, this is my kidnapper!" Peach said likewise.
"Yes, yes I know. We don't have to whisper. It all started back during the very first Super Mario Kart, you guys all remember how weird it was at first to be playing along with each other in a friendly way, right?"
"Yes I guess so..." Luigi said.
"And so, after the one of the circuits, me and Bowser talked. He was just insulting me and bragging about his castle but that's besides the point. I said something about it looking dangerous and unlivable. He told me that that was just what was visible in the games, the normal parts were really nice. I hadn't really bothered with Bowser aside from the games so one day finally I came over to see how things were and it was completely different than I thought. Then it hit me: I didn't really know Bowser all! Later we had the Mario Party's and so I invited Bowser and then the sports games and etc. Yeah, Bowser was a villain in those too, but behind the scenes, we casually talked more. He was kind of cool aside from the princess kidnapping and villain stuff. So it didn't happen over night, but it's been decades and over time we're like that friend that you dislike except not really because you keep hanging out anyway."
"-Because you call me first," Bowser quipped. No one else was amused.
"But Mario, why didn't you tell us about this!?" Peach demanded. Luigi remained silent.
"Well...I was a coward. Yes, even me 'Mario' is scared of some things. Turns out my weakness isn't lava, baddies or even poison mushrooms but...what people think of me. Me hating Bowser was like the law, and so many people looked up to me. I just felt that if I told anyone otherwise I'd be letting them down. I've always had a hard time expressing things so I just kept silent about it. I shouldn't have hidden this for so long. I'm sorry, and I hope that you guys can forgive me but Bowser isn't a truly bad guy, and we won't get though this if we don't work together. You have every right to be upset, but I ask at least that we can work with Bowser for now to get to the bottom of things." Mario waited for a reaction as Bowser stood behind slightly impatient.
" So..." Luigi finally said, "friends?"
"Frenemies," Boo clarified.
"Since way back?" Peach asked.
"Since forever, more like," Bowser said grinning again. (ZOMG title drop!) "So are we all together now or what?"
"Umm-"
"And the living quarters of my castle are great. You should really check it out sometime, Princess." Bowser winked, Peach shuddered.
"Uh, thank you Bowser but I'd rather not. Mario, I forgive you but-"
"What about me?" Luigi interrupted. "You could have told me!"
"Luigi, I'm sorry," Mario plead. Luigi stared towards the floor and didn't answer.
"Can Bowser really help though?" Peach thought out loud, oblivious to Luigi.
"Of course I can, babe. Who would go up against this?" Bowser flexed a bicep. Mario ignored (or tired to ignore) this and approached Luigi under the scrutiny of Boo.
"Luigi, I'll never do it again. I promise! Please don't hate me brother!"
"Okay," Luigi said flatly before Mario suddenly hugged him, catching him off guard.
"Yeah I sped down the hall and almost got trampled a few times by people rushing out of the hospital for some reason, but I had to get to that outlet, because that is just what our love means me!" Yoshi conversed loudly as he rounded the corner.
Everyone froze.
"Birdo...I'm gonna have to hang up," Yoshi said as he slowly put the phone down. He looked quizzicality at the gang.
Bowser turned towards him. "Hey Dinosaur breath. Look, I'm not here for trouble, but there's a lot of explaining to do. You might wanna sit down."
Doctor Professor Koopa sat down in his cramped, dimly lit office for the first time in hours. Everything hurt, especially his feet. His ears from the constant screaming of the higher ups. Speaking of which-
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Doctor Professor jumped. Once glance at the caller Id sent shivers to his spine. He hesitantly hit 'accept'.
"You IDIOT! Exhaustion?! Even the Super Mario Party fools will see through that!" they screamed.
"B-but t-the Princess! She seemed to understand-"
"Listen here you backwards quack. She. Is. Blonde. You think that means something? What's next, you gonna brag about how you stole candy from a baby? Ooh! Look at me! I am a Doctor and a Professor and a Koopa and I used to work in Princess Peach's castle! I must think I'm important!"
"P-please don't mock me, master!" The Doctor spoke up.
"My goodness! At least you managed to evacuate the hospital like I asked you,
so you aren't completely useless. Now, tell them something better."
"L-like what?"
"You are the doctor here or the professor, what ever you are! Make it good-" the other end hung up. Doctor Professor waited for his heart to stop pounding. He got up and left his office limping slightly.
To be continued.
Life lessons/ fun facts (but mostly facts)
-Mario and friends are canonically actors in their own games.
-Bowser's castle is a fun place...if you like lava!
-Regarding Boo: As a generic enemy their Japanese name is the feminine "Teresa" so my reasoning is this, depending on localization boo is male or female and that's my basis of ambiguously gendered Boo in this story. (Yes Boos that are specific characters have genders like King Boo and female Boos in Paper Mario, but again I mean generic ones.)
-My original script was...crazy. Enough said.
Mario and Bowser: Frenemies Forever
More Dream Shenanigans (Chapter 9)
Created 3/7/17 -3/10/17
Disclaimer: Why do I even bother? Well since I've already started, I don't own Mario and co.
Author note: I'm going for a conspiracy thing here, things won't be as the seem.
Like before, this went through some some rewrites, though it didn't come from difficulty but rather me changing my mind on the direction I was going. Excuse the delay.
Toad was a dangerous mushroom. The most dangerous one ever known. More deadly than a "Death Cap". More sticky than the web of a "Webcap". More cold and dreary than the autumn of an "Autumn Skullcap". Well, in theory.
So anyway he was dangerous. When one thinks of a bad mushroom trip, it comes from Toad. And Toad was still walking for miles...miles in the Whoazone!
"Sure, I'm flattered, opening narration. Apparently I'm not only dangerous, I'm more 'bad' than Mario Jackson. But I'm still lost and nothing has been accomplished aside from finding this tennis racket. This sucks!"
"Hey you!" a feminine voice called.
Toad looked to the right. Where was a purple colored booth ahead with a dark figure inside, though Toad could have sworn nothing was there a second ago.
"Head on over here handsome, if you just don't know what to do!"
Toad raised one eyebrow but approached anyway.
"Hello, I'm Toad and-"
"You are lost. Just admit it! Men never want to use a map, I tell you. It's always, 'Oh I'll find away out of this alternate dimension on my own!' and then of course-"
"-Excuse me?" Toad cut in. "I would love a map, ma'am!"
"What? I'm shocked. You can't see it right now but I am!"
This was true. This guide was dressed exactly like the one before, a dark robe with her face an all else completely hidden.
She began again, "You are going to be my first customer since forever."
"Yeah about that, I'm broke. Could I borrow a map or something?"
"Oh sure, just sign here!" A paper suddenly appeared on the booth's desk. "But I'll need to take collateral, sugar."
"Umm," Toad mumbled while speed reading the agreement, a skill any trusted Castle Advisor should master. "I have a racket with my emblem on it and a hair accessory, but the hair thing belongs to an important friend so you'd better not take-"
"So hair accessory it is!" the guide said.
"Hey, wait where did it go?" The yellow hair band was gone from his pocket.
"Dude! I mean- ma'am! I can't give you that!"
"Oh really? Because you already signed the contract."
Toad looked down and gasped. "Toad Toad" was signed on the dotted line.
"Here is your map of the wonderful, infinite, maddening Whoa Zone! Enjoy buddy, but don't forget that it might take one in a half eons to work off the debt."
The "map" by the way was an ancient looking sheet of paper with only a face printed on it. A face with a grotesque smile, amused most likely at the expense of someone's feelings on the internet.
"So a troll face?" Toad grumbled. "Does this narration have to exaggerate everything? Did I even walk for miles?"
Suddenly the original booth he visited was next door...because Toad didn't walk for miles after all. Oops.
"This underground freak giving you trouble?" The original guide asked the female guide.
"This is serious. I HAVE to get home. Can I get out of here or not?!"
"Yes but that info will require another fee," the female guide said as the male snickered. "Maybe if you would let me take that racket of yours for collateral.."
The racket...
The racket!
As if Toad was no longer in control of himself, he pulled it out and held it high above his head. The incoherent world around him went red as Toad started to personify danger itself.
Oh, and this was no exaggeration...
Mario and his friends were at the 'Koopa and Kailey Circus'.
"I've heard this before," Daisy complained.
They observed the various freaks being displayed in cages such as a-
"Chain Chomp mixed with a Piranha?"
-Chain Chomp mixed with a Ptooie.
"Close enough. Now can I get out of this dream land?"
"It's nice to see these weirdos in cages for once," Mario said, ignoring meta rants of Daisy completely. He took a bite out of his corn dog. "It's about time we got a day off for fun."
"I'm hungry," Luigi complained.
"Listen," Daisy interrupted, "I've been through this and even brutalized Mario for it-"
"-So anyway Luigi, you aren't my real brother."
Luigi cried as everyone laughed.
"Stop!" Daisy shouted. Mario and the crew looked at her curiously.
"I am Princess Daisy of Sarasaland, NOT the Mushroom Kingdom! The Mushroom King is NOT my father and I have nothing to do with your politics. I don't think I am even really here right now. All I know is that I was preparing for my tennis match when Toad and I had one last drink of FungusUp. Then during the match I must have blacked out or something! Now don't sit here and treat me like I'm crazy!-"
"-She's crazy, get her," Mario commanded. Toad, Luigi, and the King approached her.
"Wait, stay back!" Daisy backed up to a tent behind her. She was cornered. This was it. She was always the Princess to stay out of danger, at least compared to Peach, but she would have liked to believe her reputation had something to do with it. She took a serious interest in physical training after Mario saved her from Tatanga long ago and everyone knew it. These weren't her real friends anyway, or at least she hoped, because she feared she'd have to do something drastic.
"What will it be, Daisy?" Mario asked coldly.
Daisy grabbed the flowery racket and held it above her head. Mario's face changed from a scowl to a look of terror as her vision went red...
"So we're all together now?" Bowser asked impatiently.
"Yeah I guess," Luigi answered.
"One big happy family!" Boo cheered.
"Umm, one step at a time, Boo," Mario said nervously.
"Ahh! Don't run over me!" Yoshi blurted out. Until then, he had been shocked into silence by the explanation that Mario and Bowser were friends. "Oh sorry I just had a flash back to when I was trying to find a wall outlet. So many people running out of the doors..." Yoshi seemed slightly traumatized.
Mario felt uneasy again. "About that, I'm not a fan of this abandoned hospital feeling. Let's head back to the rooms.."
After an uneventful walk from the lobby to the patient area, Mario knocked on the door, room 444. All was silent. He tried the lock. It didn't budge. He looked back to the gang.
"Leave it to me," Bowser said and he took a few steps back and bent down about to charge.
"Wait Bowser- don't-"
Creak!
The door opened, revealing Doctor Professor Koopa's aged face. He looked straight at Mario.
"Hello Mario and friends. Just a minute please."
"Doctor, we don't have a minute. What is really going on?" Mario asked sternly.
He frowned, with a hint of confusion. "I'm...but...the patient confidentiality-"
Bowser reached out and grabbed the Doctor unexpectedly. Everyone sans Mario gasped.
"Ack! Help!"
"Mario," Peach plead. "Stop him!"
"So again, what's really going on?" Mario continued. Peach gave Mario a nasty look that he ignored.
"I b-but..." the Doctor Professor stuttered.
Bowser yawned. "The cats got this old man's tongue. Let's just look inside already."
"Yes. Let's," Mario said, brushing past the terrified doctor in Bowser's arms to push open the door completely. Boo, Luigi and Yoshi reluctantly followed.
Toad and Daisy were exactly as before. They were connected to no monitors or other equipment and lay as if the were simply sleep. Mario stomped his feet.
"Bowser? Bring him in here," he called.
Bowser complied and the Doctor who was previously squirming a much as his old joints would allow went limp in Bowser's arms. Mario walked right up to the doctors face.
"Listen here doc, if you are doing ANYTHING to our friends-"
"Mario!" Peach scolded as she stepped in. "When we agreed to work with Bowser, we didn't agree to work with TWO Bowsers!"
"Princess," Mario stuttered, "It was just an act like-"
"Good cop, bad cop," Bowser said, "Cept, we're both kind of the bad cops right now, ha!"
"Well you cannot just walk in and force people to do things. Not in this hospital. Not in my hospital!"
"Wait! I can explain," the Doctor interjected, conscious again. "It's... soap opera death syndrome!"
"What?!" everyone exclaimed. The shock made Bowser drop him.
"But we're video game characters," Mario said annoyed. "And that is a terrible excuse. So I will say this again: What is wrong with our friends? Where are the other staff? Why is this hospital empty?-"
"-And are you really a Doctor and a Professor?!" Bowser added. Everyone stared at him. "What? You don't find that weird?"
Someone pounded furiously at the door and opened it at the same time. It was a Monty Mole wearing a bright yellow hazmat suit.
"Jimmy M. of the Mushroom Kingdom Disease Control Unit!"
"What the-!?" Everyone exclaimed. Doctor Professor backed up against the wall near the window.
"Oh no..." he muttered. "Nurse Nass. T must have done this, the traitor..."
"Speak up, doc!" Mario commanded.
"Back off!" The Doctor warned. He pulled out a seemingly normal ink pen and aimed it at Mario. "I will shoot!"
"Huh?"
Pop!
A glistening object flew towards Mario. Suddenly, someone shoved him to the side, with enough force to send him towards the wall in between Toad and Daisy's beds.
"Mario!" Everyone screamed. Luigi and Peach rushed towards him to help him up.
"I'm okay! But- BOWSER?!"
Bowser was grimacing at his arm, the one that was closest to Mario. The projectile was on the floor, having bounced off of his thick skin.
"Ugh, I'll be alright. You owe me one, mustache. Oww!"
Mario rushed to his side. "Bowser, are you sure you're okay?!"
"The doctor guy!" Boo called out.
CRASH!
Glass shards hit the floor as Doctor Professor hurled himself through the window.
"Ahhh! Wait. This is the first floor so he's probably okay, but why didn't you do something?!" Mario asked the MKDCU agent sharply.
"Deranged and murderous doctors are not my problem sir. So anyway outside resources have been looking into this 'T-virus' and this hospital is wholly unequipped for this kind of thing." He checked Toad and Daisy's files. "Yep, Toad Toad and Princess Daisy Bloom. We're gonna have to take them away." The agent whistled and two more suited agents, a Paratroopa and a Wiggler, entered and wheeled the beds with Toad and Daisy on them away.
"What the-!?" Everyone exclaimed...again. Mario was the first to regain his composure.
"Guys, let's let them do their job. We clearly failed here, and as much as I hate to admit it, they're probably in better hands now," Mario groaned. He checked Bowser's arm. "A hidden pen gun. I should have known that playing 'bad cop' could put us in danger."
"What are we going to do, Mario?" Peach asked.
"We are in a hospital that someone has called the health department on. No one knows what's going on and we've had at least one murder attempt. Who would we normally call in these situations?"
"You, Mario."
"And I got nothing," Mario replied with slight annoyance at everyone's lack of concern for Bowser. His tough skin made the attack nothing more than a scratch but it could have been worse had Mario gotten hit. Bowser could have just saved his life.
"By the way, thank you Bowser," he said sincerely.
"Don't mention it, plumber," Bowser cooly replied, though smiling revealed his true emotions. "I have an idea. I know where we can go!"
Peach hesitated to ask. "Where?"
"Your castle, Princess," Bowser replied.
Peach gasped, but Bowser was right. Her personal doctor staff was world renowned for excellency.
"Luigi? Uh, how do you feel about this?" Mario asked. "I did promise to keep you in the know from now on, bro."
Luigi was briefly confused at the sudden attention. "I...sure good plan! Peach's castle, but with Bowser and..." his eyes widened at the realization.
"Don't worry bro.," Mario comforted. "We will just have to explain things like before. I'm sure they will understand. Let's get out of here."
Sometimes Mario's unfailing optimism was a very bad thing, Luigi thought. Bowser was thinking something as well:
"I get to visit Peach's place!"
"So what's the secret to your amazing lips, Kylie?" the MKDCU driver asked.
"You got the wrong Kylie," Kylie Koopa of the "Koopa Kronicle" scolded, "I ain't got no lip secrets, and I'm the reporter here! Is this situation hot or not?"
"I don't know. I'm not a doctor!"
"Ugh, then why am I interviewing you?" Kylie groaned. The ambitious reporter was often the first on the scene for "The Big Scoop" but in her haste she often staged impromptu interviews on the first person she saw. Often the wrong person.
Many were gathered outside of the hospital, having been sent out by a silent alarm. Hospital staff and patients stood around anxiously and the MKDCU truck was parked in front of the entrance. Kylie had just arrived on the scene after the commotion triggered her sixth sense for "Scoops".
"Hey," a Goomba MKDCU agent called to the driver, "Jimmy M. says he has the two special patients and they're heading out." Kylie listened carefully, recording this info in her notebook.
"Special patients havin to be evacuated from Mushroom Kingdom East? The special disease unit needin to be called? A random guy that just jumped out of that window other there? This IS The Big Scoop!"
To be continued
Life lessons/ fun facts:
-Do not confuse Kylie Koopa with another famous Kylie. Violence will ensue.
-Only the bestest of friends save your life from murderous old doctor professors! Okay, seriously though, we all need friends like that.
-Daisy's physical activities involving, soccer, tennis, track and field, karate, volleyball, gymnastics, and competitive gardening, to name a few.
-The "Troll" face was actually invented by the otherworldly Whoazonians in 1337 B.C.E. Then some guy on deviantart or something stole it and made it popular.
-Like before, the original version of this was...not crazy actually. But I realized that I didn't want the hospital to be the focus of the conflict so a rewrite was needed.
Mario and Bowser: Frenemies Forever
We're gonna take you back to the past (Chapter 10)
Completed 3/14/17
Disclaimer: Mario and Co belong to Nintendo.
Author note: Now you get a flash back of the (so far) untold story of what happened between Toad and Daisy! This is slightly short, but I had a writing bug and this was the result!
In the hospital
"Since your airship dropped you off, how were you planning to get home?" Mario casually asked Bowser as he and the rest headed away from room 444.
"Your car."
"I came by bus."
"Well shoot. I was looking forward to arguing with you all the way home." Bowser smiled.
Mario pretended it ignore it and shrugged. "We could argue in a taxi."
"Well whatever, but you'd better split the bill RIGHT this time."
"Bowser, the charge was an odd number. And I paid a coin more than you!"
"Yes, but it's the principle that counts. What, you think I can't afford to pay the larger bill?"
"But I was just being nice-"
"This is going to take some getting used to," Luigi thought out loud.
"TELL ME ABOUT IT," Peach blurted out, but in an instant she was back to herself. "I mean, oh dear. We'd better hurry!" She marched ahead of the others in an obviously uncomfortable way but stopped suddenly around the corner.
"What's wrong Princess?" Mario asked.
The beds could not fit though the normal sized lobby doors, and so the MKDCU agents hadn't left the hospital yet and looked quite foolish.
"Why didn't you tell us to use the over size emergency exit in the first place!" Jimmy M. complained to someone on the phone. His companions continued to stand behind Toad and Daisy's beds.
"Need any help?" Mario asked as he and the gang caught up with Peach in the lobby. Jimmy M. looked his way begrudgingly.
"Uh, no sir. We gots this under control. It's just a matter or wheeling the patients to the over size emergency entrance which is..." The mole trailed off as he squinted at a map of the hospital.
"On the other side of the hospital," Peach chipped in.
"Yes. Very well, thank you," Jimmy thanked her cordially though his face revealed his annoyance. "Wiggletron, exactly how far is that?"
"The Mushroom Hospital East over size emergency entrance is appropriately 1.5 miles away from our current location. Destination will be reached in 3000 steps, sir," the Wiggler explained mechanically.
Jimmy groaned. "Let's get to it then-"
"Wait!" Luigi shouted. Everyone looked to him.
"Er, uh. I have an idea?"
"What, Weegee?" Mario asked.
"Well...Boo!" Luigi called.
"Yes, bae?" Boo addressed him.
"Your powers. Maybe you can-"
"Teleport you guys out of the building! Why didn't I think of this? Luigi, you remember my powers better than I do!" Boo blushed. Luigi blushed back, but before anything interesting could happen, Jimmy put his foot down.
"Hold up, we are prohibited by...Parabilly, what's that protocol again?"
"Mushroom Kingdom Disease Control Unit Law Protocol #103. You can't be sendin' patients under the care of us MKDCU through no dimension tamperin', sir!" the Koopa Paratroopa explained in a thick drawl. "And that includes teleportin'!"
"Yes, that. Thems just the rules you see? Now step aside and-"
"What's up with them now?" Yoshi asked. The rest of the gang took a closer look at their unfortunate friends and noticed a change.
No longer did Toad and Daisy look peacefully asleep for the most part. Now, they looked like they were having a very bad dream. A bad dream that involved them both clutching their tennis rackets!
"Hey, since when did they even have those?" Mario asked no one in particular.
"Hmm. Yeah that's weird- MOVE OUT!" Jimmy ordered his companions. They obeyed readily and wheeled the beds around.
"Hang on!" Mario protested. "Didn't you hear? Something weird is going on here because they didn't look like that before. Shouldn't we check this out?"
"Yeah, I thought you guys were on our side," Luigi added.
The MKDCU ignored their rants and continued down the hall. Bowser started to follow, catching the attention of Peach immediately.
"Bowser!" she called out, "No more brutish behavior, remember?"
Bowser looked back and smiled condescendingly. "Princess, no offense, you know I like ya but- I don't take orders from you! I agreed to help y'all out and I'm going to do so. MY way!" Bowser continued to steadily walk towards the departing agents.
"But brute force isn't the way- Mario! Stop him!" Peach plead, turning her attention to Mario.
Mario contemplated for a moment and then turned to Luigi suddenly. "Bro, please get everyone to the castle safely. I'll meet you guys there."
"But-" Luigi and Peach started.
"Do it!" Mario commanded as he ran after Bowser. Within seconds he had disappeared around the corner.
Peach stared down the hallway they'd just been in as did Luigi. Peach was feeling abandoned and helpless, Luigi, a burning rage.
Mario had abandoned them for Bowser.
Again.
Peach's Castle
"Dear Eldstar!" Toadsworth exclaimed as he pace back and forth. "The Princess is not back, I know she is supposedly with Master Mario but-"
"Whoa," Buckenberry said. The blue capped Toad was viewing something from his Facebook feed. "I have to tell Peach!"
"Tell her WHAT, young man?"
"Didn't you see? Someone posted that they thought the saw a Chain-Chomp mixed with a Ptooie at MK East hospital!"
"I do not trust what those doohickeys say. Our Princess is out looking after a dear friend and our lead advisor. You will not disturb her with silly internet stories!" Toadsworth warned.
"Yeah, whatever," Buckenberry said as exited the throne room. He stood by his post in the hallway and texted his girlfriend, Toadette.
"Toadette, hey baby. What's up?"
She responded: "Writing my college thesis. *book emoji*"
Buckenberry and Toadette would normally be on hall duty together, partly as their job and also as a date. Recently however, her studying for college was interfering with this, and the Nsmb veteran was on hallway duty alone.
She continued: "MKDCU is at *hospital emoji*. Their bus driver just posted about it on Instagram."
"Sounds serious. You think this has to do with before?"
She replied: "What?"
"At the tennis match, Daisy and Toad collapsed and the game was canceled. And so I think they are there. That's why Peach left."
She replied: "What? Toad? Which Toad?"
"Toad Toad. You know...your ex..."
She replied: "OMG I had no idea he was Daisy's tennis partner. I thought they hated each other. I'm heading right over to the castle!"
Buckenberry frowned, feeling slightly jealous. Despite his recent escapades with the Mario Bros as a backup hero, he'd still never compare to the illustrious Toad Toad.
Flashback
Toad and Daisy were in their locker rooms before the much anticipated match between them and Mario and Bowser.
"What up, my homegirl Daisy!" Toad greeted though his megaphone. (Yep it's back!)
Daisy rolled her eyes. "So, I hear you've recently broken up with Toadette?" Daisy asked in an attempt to converse normally.
"Uh huh," Toad said winking. "I'm back on the market, baby."
So much for conversation Daisy thought. "Okay, game plan: you stay in the back and I make the shots."
"No way. I've been training! And...I might have gotten genetically enhanced a while back by a thunder cloud. But still, I can do this."
"No, Toad," Daisy grumbled. "I can't have my record ruined by a speed character!"
"Excuse me, you Peach clone!-" Toad stuck his tongue out.
"Oh no you didn't, you little-"
Someone knocked on the locker room door.
"Ooh, must be a fan of mine!" Toad said.
"How do you know it's not one of my fans?" Daisy asked defensively.
"Don't kid yourself," Toad replied with a smirk. Before Daisy could smack him, he opened the door to reveal two lime green sodas that had been left on the floor.
"FungusUp?" Toad asked, picking up the drinks.
"The only drink that springs up overnight?" Toad and Daisy said, quoting the infamous slogan. They looked at each other surprisingly.
"Daisy, I thought I was the only one that remembered these! I would binge on a ton of em during overnight watches at Peach's place."
"Me too, Toad. I remember when they were discontinued and we couldn't import them anymore to Sarasaland. I never thought I'd see one again!"
"You think-" Toad started, "Someone really is a fan of us both. How would they know about our favorite discontinued drink?"
"Maybe so. Either way, hand mine over!" Daisy said, reaching for one of the cans. She glanced nostalgically at the cheesy logo but then noticed the expiration date.
"Umm, maybe we shouldn't-"
"Daisy come on! I saw the date too, but I eat expired stuff all of the time. Here goes nothing!"
Toad popped the can. The carbonated drink hissed appealingly. Toad wasted no time and took a big gulp.
"Whooo hooo!" he yelled, sounding almost like his MK64 self again. "Come on, try it. It tastes just like before!"
Daisy stared at the icy cold can in her hand.
"Come on, or...are you gonna be like Peach?" Toad teased.
"Excuse me?!"
"Sorry, but no one knows Peach like I do, and she wouldn't dare drink FungusUp. She was always too afraid of what the caffeine might do."
"I ain't afraid of nothing! Look here!" Daisy popped the can open and tried to chug it down. The moment the soda hit her tongue, the memories of her rambunctious past came back vividly. The sneaking in the royal kitchen at midnight...The street fights she'd secretly get in while on a caffeine trip...The soda caps she'd collect in a vain effort to get "free" prizes...Proudly wearing FungusUp branded t-shirts to the dismay of her royal family...
Then, the memories faded... She'd finished the whole thing.
"Ha ha! Well?" Toad asked, observing Daisy who stood looking totally lost. "Good right?"
"YEEEAAAHHH DAISY!" She did a triple backflip which resulted in her hair band falling off. She immediately regained her composure.
"Uh, sorry about that. That drink sent me...out of this world...Anyway you'd better finish yours soon, Toad. It's almost time!"
"Yeah yeah," Toad said. "Want me to hang on to that hair accessory thing? It's bound to fall off with your crazy antics!"
Daisy ignored the insult. "Sure, Mushroom head. Now hurry up!"
To be continued...
Life lessons/ Fun facts...
-FungusUp is from a Nintendo Adventure Book #12: Brain Drain. The slogan came from that too!
-Before getting a job at Peach's Castle, Buckenberry worked as a Mouser exterminator. He didn't like it. His training from that however is how he made the cut for New Super Mario Bros Wii.
-With Bowser there is no good cop, bad cop. Only bad cop..and he isn't really a cop either. More like a guy that comes around and gets what he wants.
Mario and Bowser: Frenemies Forever
From Bowser's Castle With Love (Chapter 11)
Completed around 3/17/17
Disclaimer: Mario and co. Belong to Nintendo.
Author note: This took a little while because I'm trying to proof read my work a lot more than before. Let me know if errors slipped through, grammatical, contextual, or continuity wise.
Mushroom Kingdom East Hospital was reasonably famous due to it's relatively small but top notch staff, close proximity to Toad Town, and most importantly it being officially sanctioned by Princess Peach herself. The building represented hope for all those entrusted to its care.
Now however, it was a place of despair. The hospital staff were grouchy and the patients confused and scared. It was cold. It was now late. They continued to wait in the grassy lot in front the hospital while the MKDCU supposedly did their job. Problem was, it was taking seemingly forever and their oversized truck blocking the entrance was still there. Worse still, since fifteen minutes ago a Channel 64 News Airship had been hovering over the hospital, no doubt spreading bad publicity like a wildfire.
One member of the crowd marched straight to the MKDCU truck. The short sunglasses wearing Noki wasn't a doctor or a patient, but a bystander that had noticed the madness.
"Hello? I need to speak to whomever is in charge!" he asked authoritatively.
The Snifit driver perked up. "Who's talking?"
"Ah-hem, I'm down here. People are sick and dying. Literally. What's going on?"
"Oh about that! Boss said that-"
"Hey, stop revealing stuff to bystanders!" the Goomba agent guarding the door scolded the driver.
"Right, sorry! I'm not allowed to tell you that it's going to take longer because they came to the wrong-"
"Sebastian, you idiot! You're doing it again! Why don't you tell him all of our company secrets while you're at it? Who are you anyway, pipsqueak?" the Goomba suddenly addressed the black shelled Noki. He turned to face him calmly.
"The name's Bond. Jelectro Bond." He walked away, fiddling with something on his phone.
"Hey, wait!" a girl called as she caught up to him. "I'm Kylie Koopa of the Koopa Kronicle!"
"No interviews," Bond replied without taking his focus off of his phone.
"You don't understand mister, this situation is stranger than a Yoshi that's a picky eater!"
Bond looked up finally to the taller Koopa. "Listen young lady, I know this is dangerous. You'd better write your little book report AFTER we have all of the bad guys put away." He continued forward.
"But-but, I saw a guy jump out of that window over there!" Kylie called out. Bond stopped.
"Hm. That one over there?" He pointed to the broken window.
"Uh huh, and it was right after those agents walked in. That's fishier than a Cheep Cheep party ain't it?"
"I was wondering about that. In fact I was just now trying to hack into the security cameras to see what's really going on inside."
"You can do that?"
"Hm. Now I'm the one talking too much. Thank you for the tip, but I have to go. Don't give me that face, madam. Maybe we will meet again!"
The mysterious Noki disappeared into the night's darkness before Kylie could follow.
"Aww, I let em get away!"
"Bowser!" Mario called as he caught up to the slowly but steadily moving Koopa King.
"Oh, Mario," he said smugly, "You just couldn't get enough of me, could ya? Ha! You gonna get on me too?"
"No."
"No?"
"I'm here for backup," Mario said. Bowser raised an eyebrow.
"I know a shortcut to that exit. We'll be waiting before those agents get there and then we can-"
"Hold on, plumber! Is this really you?!"
"Er, yeah?...I told the rest to wait at the castle. We're gonna get our friends there if it's the last thing we do!"
Bowser started to laugh.
"Well, I mean MY friends..." Mario corrected.
"I'm not laughing at that. As if this day couldn't get more strange!"
"Excuse me?"
Bowser shrugged, "I don't know, I just was sure we would have punched each other in the face at least once by now. And to think, we were just at each other's throats at that last Mario Kart. Now look at us!"
"Look at us what?"
"Stop being dense, mustache. We are working TOGETHER. We're on the same page as opposed to the same battle field preparing to fight. Are we still frenemies or actual friends now? "
"Pretty sure it's still frenemies. I wouldn't want you over at my place."
"Really. Cause I'd want you over mine, to crush ya! Ha ha!"
"Very funny..." Mario said flatly.
"Okay, serious talk, mustache. I just never thought I would be listening to ya and not hating it. It kind of warps my mind actually, more than Super Paper Mario did! Tell anyone I said this and I'll roast ya, but I'm mildly enjoying your company." Bowser smiled.
"Oh?" Mario flushed, "Uh, okay then. Actually I-"
"AHHHHH!" someone screamed from ahead.
The hero and villain looked to each other in surprise. The scream came from just around the corner.
"You think that's?-"
"Obviously, plumber. Let's go!"
"Sebastian," the Goomba agent called.
"What, Dick?"
"What did you think of that Bond guy? It's like straight out of a movie or something."
"Yeah, like an action movie or something."
"I just said that! Anyway- You guard the door, my feet are killing me."
"Aww!"
"Come on, you lazy fool!"
"Alright," the Snifit muttered as he jumped out of the truck. Just then-
Bam!
The hospital's front door slammed open, knocking Dick into the bushes. In a flash, something green exited the building.
"Luigi, wait!" Boo called from the doorway. Luigi continued to march into the crowd, unfazed. As Boo moved forward as a nurse walked up.
"Can we enter now?" Nass T. asked impatiently.
Boo attempted to dodge her, but she blocked the way. "Were...you talking to me?"
"Yes. I don't care that you are a Boo. Can we enter or not?!"
"Sure, whatever. Could you please let me go?" Boo finally squeezed past her and disappeared into the crowd as well.
Nass T. whistled and immediately there was a stampede of staff and patients cramming though the two door wide entrance.
"Wait! Don't!" Dick shouted from the bushes, "Sebastian, do something!"
"Right! Uh...uh oh. I'm locked out of the truck!"
"WHAT!?"
"Send these news reporters away and get that news airship out of the sky. Also have someone tow this annoying truck," Nass T. complained to an onsight security guard, "It's partially blocking the entrance."
"You wench," Dick grumbled as he shook leaves from his suit. "Listen, this illness is serious and your duty-interrupting-loud-mouthed self is in our way! Our agents are still in there but you have anyone rushing inside! That's against our protocol!"
"That is unfortunate, isn't it?" Nass T. hissed, entering the building.
Dick groaned. He wanted to do something, but what he had in mind would definitely be against protocol, and pretty much illegal.
"Sebastian!"
"W-what did I do now?"
"Nothing! Just...ugh, I don't even know. Jimmy isn't responding on the radio for some reason so who we gonna call?"
"Jelectro Bond!" Kylie said running up to them.
"What? That is the least stupid thing you've said all day! Wait, who said that?"
"Me, and MOVE QUICK!" she warned. Dick moved away from the entrance just in time avoid getting stepped on by Sumo Bro.
She continued, "And lighten up, brother. I saw the whole thing and I now see that you aren't crooked after all. Maybe we can help each other out."
"Me?!"
"Yes, come on will ya?" She moved away from the crowd to a more secluded area. Dick looked around to see his partner still panicking at the crowd. He decided to follow Kylie after all. Despite being more ticked off than an Angry Sun, he was curious about things himself.
"We need to find Bond," she continued. "So far, my research shows that at least one nurse and one doctor from here are more shady than Twilight Town!"
"You think?! That Nass. T is...NASTY!"
"Tell me about it..." Kylie flipped through some more notes. "Oh! And this ain't no natural virus either."
"Uh huh, keep telling me what I already know. It's not like we're short on time or anything."
"But do you know this? This sounds like Mushroom Flu!"
"You sure? Our case file says there are no rashes or any other typical symptoms in the victims. What, you're a doctor now?"
Annoyed, Kylie continued, "Listen here, brother. I've covered a story like this before and advanced strands of it can cause victims to go into comas straight away, like bam! Only symptoms then are crazy amounts of brain activity and eventually coma-walking!"
He thought for a moment. "Well...yeah, I do remember something like that in rare cases. Why do you even care though? Don't annoying reporter brats like you cover criminal cases only?"
Kylie ignored the insult. "Yes, that's where I'm getting at! As you should know, the virus is now dormant and can only be made in a lab. And what is the only lab that's been known reanimate dormant viruses? Bowser's!"
"Bowser you say? Sounds more like something those illegitimate children of his might cook up. Wonder if he's around?" Dick asked, now fully invested.
Kylie laughed. "Like that guy would be hanging around Mario and friends! Anyway, you're sharp, because the Koopalings are exactly where my research was going. But there's one problem..." She nervously fidgeted with her notebook. "Thing is brother, even a top-shot reporter like me has no business dealing with Bowser's shenanigans alone. Now, I'll do anything for a top story but ever since I dealt with time travel I've tried to be more careful. Jelectro Bond is the only one I'd trust for help with this."
"Well," Dick muttered, "I guess I will help you find Bond. He has to be meddling around here somewhere, but then I have to report back to my fellow agents. No telling what's going on in there!" He motioned towards the hospital. "One question though. Why did you single out me?"
Kylie smiled. "Because even though you're more abrasive than a Pokey's back, I see you're smart enough to be packing heat!" she said, referring to the very visible Fire Flower on Dick's tool belt.
"Oh heh heh, that. Fine girl, I'll work with you."
"K! It's a deal, brother!" Kylie said, reaching towards the Goomba for a hand shake. "Oh right..." she apologized.
In an instant, the hospital was bustling like before, despite the late hour. It was as if nothing had changed. As soon as she could fight through the crowd, Peach exited, fuming much like Luigi before.
"Princess! Wait!" Yoshi called.
"What now?!"
"Uh, can I get a lift with you to the castle?"
Peach paused at this, and somewhat regained her composure. "I suppose so."
"Ok... I'm calling Birdo to pick us up."
"You don't need to do that. I can call my folks, I'm sure Toadsworth is worried sick. Let me use your phone."
"Ok Princess, but I thought you had a phone?"
"Toadsworth doesn't allow me anymore. Something like 'anyone can contact you with those things'."
Yoshi suppressed a laugh. "Isn't that the point of a phone?"
"Of course," Peach said slyly, "I do still have a phone, but he doesn't know about it. Obviously I can't call the castle from my secret phone!"
Yoshi handed over the phone, and soon a castle guard was on the way to pick them up. Little did they know, they were being watched...
To be continued...
Life lessons/ Fun facts (but mostly facts)
-A guy named Jelectro Bond is actually not a Jelectro, but a Noki. Strange, I know.
-Speaking of Bond: He's a real secret agent in this universe as opposed to a movie star. That's why only the ever savvy Kylie Koopa really knows his deal.
-A Goomba named "Dick" is less vulgar than it seems. It's only referring to personality , so it's less rude!
Mario and Bowser: Frenemies Forever
One level forward, two levels back (Chapter 12)
Created: 3/18 - 3/27/17 (edited 4/2/17)
Disclaimer: I don't own Mario and co.
Author note: Both a little and a lot happens in this chapter. The delay was half proof reading, half writing the thing! No fun facts this time. It wouldn't fit in as well in this chapter I think.
"What? This is your idea?"
"Uh huh, we'll be able to see everything from the rooftop!"
"But...all the way up there?!"
The ambious reporter and the MKDCU agent had snuck around in the dark to the side of the hospital where the emergency ladder to the roof top was. The plan was simple, at least in Kylie's young but decisive mind. They would scout out the area from the roof for Bond. It would surely work, she though. Besides that dashing Bond guy had promised to see her again...That is, if Kylie wasn't imagining that part.
"Come on, brother! Don't be a...well..."
"What?" Dick shot back.
"Just climb!" Kylie watched him climb from the ground until he was about ten feet or so up. "Wow brother, you're good at climbing," she called up. "Especially for a big ol' goomba!"
"Impressive indeed. He had better hang on to the safety rails though," Jelectro Bond warned as he walked up behind her.
"Bond?!" Kylie shouted, scaring Dick and making him fall off the ladder in a thud.
"Yow! You little brat!-"
"Hm. Look at the time," said Bond, glancing at his 'Rolex Submariner', "Its not safe to sneaking around at this hour."
"Bond." Kylie started, "How did you-"
"I succeeded in hacking the cameras, and you two looking mighty suspicious was the first thing I saw." Bond's tone was serious, but not harsh.
"Oh yeah. Bond," the angry Goomba spat, getting up. "Aka that pipsqueak from before..."
"Ah-hem, yes Richard. So madam," he now addressed Kylie, "I understand that you need some assistance."
"Yes siree! I don't know how you know that, but we do! We need to investigate Bowser's Castle, pronto!"
"No doubt because of the the illnesses, correct? Hm. I was afraid that fiend would have something to do with this. After all, he's targeting Mario's dear friends."
"Well actually our agent buddy brought up something interesting. Didn't you?" she addressed Dick.
"Huh? Oh yeah uh, maybe his meddling kids are involved. But I ain't telling you all of my confidential agent theory stuff, 'Mr. wears-sunglasses-at-night'!"
Bond chuckled softly. "My dear uncooperative Richard. Of course this plan would be too 'complicated' for Bowser alone, mes amies."
Dick sighed. "Yeah yeah. How'd you know my name?"
"It's on the bracelet on your leg." Bond said, motioning towards it.
It read: Richard Goomba. Giant Land Disease Control Special Agent.
"So you MKDCU agents aren't necessarily locals aren't you?" he continued, "Hm. This is serious."
Dick raised one eyebrow. "Well you got sharp eye, shortie. Anyway, I have to scram. We found ya, or you found us after all. Sneaking around like that..You aren't half Boo are you?"
Bond smiled. "No, I won't be dead until another day, hopefully! I know you have your duties to attend to, but I suggest we keep in touch. Here." Bond gave him a radio device. "Needless to say, this is a secret operation. Don't let your fellow agents see it."
It was a BooTracker turbo radio, made for the most stealthy of operations and miles ahead of the bargain bin radios the MKDCU were supplied with. It really was like this guy was straight out of a movie!
"Thanks," Dick muttered, trying not to sound too excited.
"You are welcome mon ami, you'd better go now."
Dick mumbled something affirmative as he headed back towards the hospital's main entrance. Bond turned sharply to Kylie.
"Okay, listen here. You must follow my instructions carefully. You understand, madam?"
"Yes-siree!" she beamed, "Anything to save Mario's friends and for the 'Scoop' of course!"
"Good. Now what do you know about Bowser's Castle and the kingdom of Dark Land? I understand you've won twenty or so journalism awards?"
"I don't know how you know that either but, sure! I know it's a dictatorship, though a lax one, not very diplomatic, no osha compliance, low cost of living. Oh, and not very friendly to citizens that aren't alliances with Bowser."
"Hm. Political discrimination, I will definitely have to pay a visit," he chuckled. "Okay, mon amie. Let's go."
"Uh, where?"
"You'll see," he replied slyly.
Bond lead the way towards the street to a silver car waiting in the darkness. Kylie's jaw dropped. His car was an Aston Mushroom!
After the setback involving the main entrance doors being too narrow, the MKDCU retraced their steps to head towards the alternate exit. Jimmy M., the leader of the pack, lead the way while Wiggletron and Parabilly wheeled the beds of Toad and Daisy. Halfway through the uneventful walk, Jimmy ordered a brief stop near the children's zone to get some fountain water. The area was small, smaller than the main lobby and decorated in a more colorful and cheerful way. Children sized chairs and piles of toys littered the floor as Jimmy's slurping echoed loudly.
"Ha ha! This lil walk has ya THAT worn out?" Parabilly teased.
"Do not *pant* question my *pant* athleticism!" Jimmy replied before taking another huge gulp of the fountain water. Water splashed everywhere, dripping from the fur on his face to his yellow hazmat suit. Parabilly held back laughter as Wiggletron face palmed.
"Please control your indulgence in order to leave some of the resources for our aquatic acquaintances," Wiggletron snarked in his own way.
During this exchange Daisy and Toad lifted up from their beds in a jolt.
"Hey!" Parabilly exclaimed, as Jimmy lifted up from the fountain.
"Well, well. The patients are no longer unconscious," Wiggletron droned, "Permission to initiate patient examination?"
"Umm, wait just a second Wiggs. Toad Toad and Daisy Bloom? You twos know where yer at?" Jimmy asked Toad and Daisy.
Toad suddenly hopped off the bed. He turned around and flipped it over with a wicked grin. Wiggletron immediately restrained him, making Toad scream wildly. Before anyone could react, Daisy made a dive for for Jimmy. She and the unsuspecting mole hit the floor. Parabilly screamed like a girl and hid behind a over sized doll house as Jimmy wiggled out of the Daisy's grasp and made a mad dash towards the hallway. Daisy staggered after him for a moment, but was then distracted by something. She looked towards children's toys with a psychotic smile.
"Code Lightning! Code Lightning!" Jimmy screamed into his radio. Then he realized that the entire back half of the communicative device had fallen off and was on the floor near the fountain. The cheap standard issue thing had broken as they tended to do.
"Okay. Think Jimmy, think!" he thought out loud. "We uh,- whoa!"
Whoosh!
A toy airship was hurled towards Jimmy at 101 mph. (Nice!) He dodged just in time and the toy shot down the hallway, braking on impact. Daisy stood on the mist of the pile of unkempt toys, playfully spinning the racket in her hands as she stared down Jimmy with her reddened but focused eyes. The portly but experienced agent's heart raced. He and his team inside had no weapons. Sure, they had some in their truck, but what good was that here? After all, they were supposed to be dealing with unconscious patients! The only option now was peaceful restraint, at least according to protocol #88, maybe with a touch of protocol #45 too.
"Wiggs! Help!-" Jimmy called as he dodged the projectiles Daisy shot at him.
"MKDCU Protocol #45: Protect fellow agents at any cost is being followed. I must restrain the most immediate threat, and that is Toad," Wiggletron said flatly as a tempestuous Toad bashed him in the head repeatedly with his racket. Not that Wiggletron seemed bothered by this.
"Aww, shucks! We shoulda brought our dern tazers, Jimmy," Parabilly cried from behind the dollhouse, "Or at least took them rackets away!"
"What's going on?!" Mario asked as he and Bowser rounded the corner.
The agents froze. Toad and Daisy ceased their attack and looked towards them in a trance like state.
"Daisy?" Mario asked.
"Toad?" Bowser asked.
"Mario?" Jimmy asked.
Silence.
"What? No one's gonna say my name?" Bowser groaned.
"Help us!"
"And did that doll house just scream for help?"
As if on cue, Toad and Daisy resumed their assault. Toad squirmed and screamed again as Daisy continued to practice her deadly serves, this time alternating between Jimmy, Mario, and Bowser.
"What the Bonzai Bill!?" Mario exclaimed as he ducked away from a flying mini Mario toy. "When did they wake up? What's wrong with them?"
"And if- yow!" Bowser took a direct hit from a hard plastic Koopa doll, "...And if you try to give us the runaround when it comes to answers, we'll treat ya like we did the old doc back there!" Bowser warned despite his obvious pain.
"We don't know!" Jimmy yelled back. "-And as if we'd hide something like that from you twos. You gots weapons, right?"
"No, unless these guns count," Bowser said, showing off one bicep. He glanced towards Wiggletron. "Besides, you have 'Terminator' over there. Have him use lasers or something!"
"Weapons?! Lasers?!" Mario said appallingly.
"Wiggs is a *pant* pacifist anyway," Jimmy huffed, worn out again from all the dodging, "He wouldn't hurt a Fly Guy. *pant* Of course, he'd restrain one though. Wait. Why aren't we getting shot anymores?"
"Ahhhhhh!" Parabilly screamed. Daisy had finally noticed him and had him cornered behind the doll house.
"Daisy, it's me! Mario!" Mario called to get her attention.
As soon as she heard his name, she turned slowly towards him. Fire was in her eyes as her grip tightened on the tennis racket. Mario hesitated but approached slowly.
"Listen," he started in a calm tone, "In case you don't remember, we were having a tennis game and you fell out in the middle of it. You and Toad have been out all day, and no one knows why."
She huffed loudly and continued to stare him down as Parabilly slowly inched away from behind her. Mario accidentally stepped on a toy Cataquack, emitting a loud squeak. Parabilly made a mad dash away and Daisy turn her attention to him again.
"Wait wait! Daisy!" Mario called again, "Listen, so these guys right here in the suits? They are here to help...Well, they are supposed to be..." Mario was now an arms length away from Daisy.
"And so, I glad to see you all awake now and maybe-"
Thwack!
Mario hit the floor.
"Mario!" Bowser and Jimmy screamed. In a déjà vu, Bowser rushed to Mario without thought.
Right after the assault with intent to gameover, Daisy went straight for Wiggletron swinging.
Thud!
Wiggletron ignored the hit and without a beat, he grabbed her with his other set of arms. Now Daisy screamed hysterically. Over the chaos Wiggletron declared, "Patients are restrained."
"Whoa! We did it? With no broken bones!" Jimmy cheered.
"Ye-Ha!" Parabilly hollered.
"Billy, you didn't do a thing," Jimmy scolded. "I will be reporting your failure of protocol to the agency. Now pick up these beds!"
"Aww, shucks, Jimmy," he whimpered while obeying, "You know how them nerves of mine-."
"Hey people! What's wrong with y'all?" Bowser interrupted. "Plumber down! I repeat. Plumber down! Do something Benny!"
"It's Jimmy!.. Uh, give em a Mushroom or something. Who gots a power up?"
"Me," Dick said as he rounded the corner. "Wow, how long does it take to walk through a door designed for fat people?! Anyway, what sorry sapsucker needs it?" The Mega Goomba walked casually next to Wiggletron and directly in the way of Parabilly, who was picking up the beds.
Jimmy groaned. "Agent Richard, we CLEARLY had some delays here. Deploy that Fire Flower to Mario over here."
"Mario you say? Mario and...B-Bowser?!" Dick stammered, suddenly remembering his conversations with Kylie and Bond.
"Yes, Richard," Jimmy said through clinched teeth.
"Hand over the flower!" Bowser demanded. "Plumber boy here will be in another realm if he takes one more hit!"
"Yeah yeah. Why do you care about Mario so much anyway, hot shot?" Dick asked, trying sound defensive, though is voice wavered a bit.
Bowser growled. "Because, you oversized fungi, NO ONE defeats Mario but me!"
Dick reluctantly approached them. Despite being born and raised in Giant Land, a land neutral to Bowser (aside from one past invasion), Dick still had some ingrained fear of the Koopa King.
"Bout time!" Bowser snatched the Fire Flower and shoved it in Mario's mouth. Mario eyes immediately popped open.
"Phew! What was that?!" Mario screamed as he jolted up. He spat out leaves.
"A Fire Flower?"
"You don't eat a Fire Flower! You absorb it by holding on to it!"
"Well it worked, didn't it mustache?"
"Well yeah but..." Mario looked around. "Wait. So that wasn't a dream?"
While they spoke, Dick whispered to Jimmy.
"Jimmy, I need to speak to you."
"Not now, agent."
"But-"
"EHOUGH!"
"Listen here," Dick said sternly, returning to his old self, "A meddling nurse towed our truck! Worse still, people are back in the building. It wont be long before they come back here. Lastly, maybe this is Mushroom Flu after all!"
Dick immediately regretted that last part. Wasn't he supposed to keep the theories shared between him, Kylie and Bond secret?
"Excuse me?" Jimmy perked up.
"Nothing, Jim. We'd better go. We wouldn't want to break protocol would we? I'm coding for another truck right now," He whispered back. "Sebastian is waiting in the front being useless."
"Patients are in dire need of proper examination," Wiggletron droned after whistling for everyone's attention. "Also...ouch my cranium..."
"Ugh. Let's go before Wiggs gets permanent damage from those rascals! Now! Quick! Hurry! Leave the beds!" Jimmy announced as he hightailed it.
"Yes sir!" Parabilly said as he and Wiggletron followed suit. Dick lingered behind to glance at the bewildered Bowser and Mario.
"I'm watching you, fatty." Dick warned, glaring at Bowser. He then followed the others.
"Mario, get up. They're taking them away! Again!" Bowser pulled Mario up forceably.
"I don't know," Mario said groggily, "Could we really take them to Peach's Castle while they're on murderous rampages? Also, you can let me go now.."
"Oh yeah..." Bowser let go and distanced himself in a "manly" way, then stomped the ground. "It's like we did this for nothing and I can't even put the blame on anyone else!"
Mario rubbed his head. "Ouch. Daisy should have been a power character in the games! Let's go. It's not like we could have fought them or changed anything. Maybe it really is for the better..."
"What?!"
"We need to get back to the rest, or they'll never trust us again!" A crowd could be heard in the background.
"Oh yeah. I guess even you can't lie forever." Bowser said nonchalantly. Mario made a face. "Well you're welcome, plumber! I've only been your savior, buddy cop, and therapist lately!"
"I guess so. Thank you, and I mean it... What did that giant Goomba guy mean anyway?" Mario quickly changed the subject.
"Hey you two!" A nurse addressed them.
They turned around to see a familiar black haired Toad nurse. Nass T. continued, "Didn't think I'd see you two again. You'd better clean this up or I'm calling security."
"Umm," Mario started. "Sorry for the mess but things got wild here."
"Yeah, besides its late at night. What kids are going to be playing here tonight?" Bowser crossed his arms.
"Ah-hem. Security!" The nurse radioed.
"Run." Mario said quietly.
The two took off before security arrived. Said security were instead greeted to a room full of broken toys and anything but a fun time.
"Toadette? What are you doing here?" Peach asked.
Toadette had just entered the Peach's room as she reclined in a pink beanie chair. Toadette was a special castle servant (and one of the few girls) so had permission to visit Peach's more private quarters. Despite being the late hour and physical exhaustion, Peach's racing mind kept her up.
"Buckenberry told me the news. I'm so sorry, Princess. I would have been here sooner."
"Oh, never mind me. There's little we can do unless Mario and Bowser pull through. I've learned to patiently-"
"What? Mario AND Bowser?"
"Oh dear. That hasn't been explained has it? You see, simply put...they are working together to get to the bottom of things." Peach tried to put on a cheerful smile.
"Umm. Okay? Might I ask why, Princess?"
Peach looked vacantly. "I don't know. I mean, well..."
"Do they really need to do this?"
"Oh they had reasons for it but..."
"What princess?" Toadette asked, growing more concerned, "I can tell you aren't okay with this."
Peach got up to look into her vanity. "You're right...Ever since their open alliance, nothing has gone right. This all started when they became tennis partners. Now they only seem to work together and the rest of us are never in the know. It's like, oh I don't know, we are all being shut out now? And he's especially done this to poor Luigi. I swear he was about to cry earlier."
Toadette gasped. "It's all Bowser!"
"What do you mean?" Peach asked, turning to her.
"Well Princess, Bowser is doing this to have Mario all to his self!"
Peach's heart sunk, for a reason she didn't entirely know. Toadette continued.
"Yes. The plan is simple. Isolate Mario from you guys so Bowser can take him down easy!"
"But Toadette," Peach explained, "Mario can and has taken down Bowser single handedly. I don't think that's the plan. If there is one..."
"What? Then do you think this is real? Their friendship?"
"It's supposed to be a frenemyship actually. But either way, I don't think he directly targeted Toad and Daisy. It would be too obvious!"
"I wouldn't put it past the big dumb Koopa!" Toadette said triumphantly.
"I still say that Bowser is not THAT simple minded," Peach said as she now stared out of her window into the night sky. This wasn't mere optimism.
After all, she was the Mushroom kingdom citizen that had spent the most time with Bowser, second to Mario of course.
To be continued.
Mario and Bowser: Frenemies Forever
Mario Party (Chapter 13)
Created: 3/30/17 - 4/2/17
Disclaimer: I don't own Mario and co.
Author note: Unlike some other chapters, the writing process for this was one day (the rest was proof-reading and editing)! Sometimes my brain is rapid fire like that...We will switch between a lot of characters here. (Long chapter go!) I want to make sure everyone's whereabouts are established in relation to everything else. Expect dramatic irony.
After the events at the hospital, Boo had finally caught up to Luigi at his house.
"Luigi, open up! I know you're in there!" Boo knocked again. "Luigi! Please!"
Luigi sat at the kitchen table in the dark. He couldn't help but to glare at the happy picture of him and his brother that hung on the wall, taken right after Super Mario 64. Mario had taken him to the new Game Guy Palace to make up for the fact that he didn't get called to be in the game. Luigi remember how he quickly forgot his sadness when he had a blast, and even managed to win three thousand coins in his first Mushroom Poker game. In the picture, he and Mario stood in front of a huge pile of coins with huge grins on both of their faces.
Such happy times...but according to Mario's confession, he was seeing Bowser even then. The thought made his blood boil. Then he heard someone behind him.
"Ahh!"
"Relax," Boo said, "It's me!"
"How did-?"
"Yes, I'm guilty of 'TP' again, hehe. They should ban me from the servers!"
Luigi sighed. "I'm not in the mood for jokes."
"Weegee, I know how much you care. Daisy is your girlfriend or something right?"
"No."
"Right. I mean I knew that. I mean...so anyway, I know you care." Boo said awkwardly.
"Look, I appreciated it, but it's hard to get over this. I give Mario a chance and then it goes wrong. Every time. Maybe I'm better off alone.."
"But you don't have to be alone," Boo put a hand on his shoulder. "Luigi, even if Mario isn't here for you, you have others."
"Like who?" Luigi stood up. "Peach is a nice person, but too busy to really understand. Yoshi has his own relationship to worry about! Even when Toad and Daisy were normal, Toad was too much of a socialite to care and Daisy?...It just didn't work out. We pair off a lot in games but in real life our personalities conflict...a lot."
"I'm sorry..."
"I know. Listen, I don't have a ton of friends, okay?"
"I'm your friend."
"I know Boo, but-"
"And like I said before, I'll be here for you and I'll do anything to help, even if no one else does. I don't have a ton of friends either, most people don't even like me! But you know what? The ones I do have are special to me, like you are..."
Tears formed in Luigi's eyes as they were silent for a moment.
"Did... I say something wrong?" Boo asked.
"No. *sniff* It's just that-"
"What?"
"Thank you," he said, giving Boo a hug. Boo smiled. They held each other for a moment.
Lightning flashed in the red sky of Dark Land. Rain drops began to fall, and thunder boomed in the distance.
After his drastic escape though a hospital window, the old Doctor trudged through the brambles that lay off the main road leading to Castle Koopa. He was tired and slightly injured, but the kelp on. If he was seen by one of Bowser's sentries, the consequences would be worse than any discomfort he received now.
"Halt!" someone called. A blinding light was shone in on Doctor Professor Koopa, making him jump.
"Oh it's you. Hehehehe. You're dead! Hehehe!" The Dark Boo cackled.
"Leave the old man alone, Z," Larry scolded. "Giving the elderly heart attacks is my job. Anyway, I hear you failed!"
"Yes. I-I am sorry Prince Larry, but-"
"Save it. I'm just out here because no one else wanted to wait for you in the brambles and they paid me ten dollars. You can can cry for Luddy later. Come on!"
The Doctor followed the young prince and giggling Boo. He might as well have been walking to his execution he thought, but maybe this is what he deserved. He left Peach's Castle years ago for the "dark side" and he was finally having to pay for it. He wished he could be back there now. Even though he was the only Koopa in the area, he received nothing but love and respect from the staff of the Mushroom Castle and the King himself.
Unfortunately back then, the rest of the the Mushroom Kingdom's attitude towards Koopa's weren't so great, an the pressure eventually got to him. After much deliberation, he left Castle service while Princess Peach was only a child. He was supposed to be moving on to something that would appreciate his kind more, Castle Koopa service. Of course working under the then young and handsome Kamek and Baby Bowser was a straight downgrade. Backtracking was futile, Castle Koopa didn't have normal working permits at the time and never "laid off" anyone, at least safely. Kamek had the Doctor "fired" to a Fahr Outpost prison before Bowser grew up.
He supposed this is why he decided to join the plot against Bowser though the more he thought about it, his contempt was mostly for Kamek. Either way, if he could have some revenge for his stolen life before his game was over, he would have some closure.
Toadsworth walked the castle hallways tall and proud. Despite his old age, he was very much accustomed to staying up late. No use going to bed if things are not in order, he'd always say. And since Toad's absence, he had a few more duties to pick up on anyway. Buckenberry called out for him as he passed his post.
"Master Buckenberry? Greetings again! You may go to bed now. The Princess is here and safe," Toadsworth warmly assured him. Buckenberry huffed at this. Toadsworth continued undeterred. "Master Buckenberry, get a hold of yourself! I know all is not well, but we must keep our hopes up!"
"It's not that, Toadsworth. Everyone has been going on and on about Toad! Toad this! Toad that! That cutie! I miss him!" Buckenberry said mockingly.
"Ah, yes. Our friend was in bad shape last time we checked. Why not the adoration, young man? He is our Lead Advisor!"
Buckenberry crossed his arms. "Why not? Because Toad does not respect princesses, you know."
Toadsworth jumped. "How could you say such a thing? Preposterous! Master Toad is one of our loyalist servants and he has been a resident of this castle for very long. I suggest you think before you accuse someone of such an dreadful thing!"
"No," Buckenberry shot back, "I suggest you look at this!"
He brought his phone up to Toadsworth's face, making him jerk back. "What is this?! Why are you showing me that bright glowing cellular phone of yours?"
"Read it! See what Toad Toad is really about.."
Toadsworth squinted his eyes to see the small text. It was a Facebook post that Toad had privately posted to...Larry Koopa?
"Oh, I don't get it?"
Buckenberry sighed. "Okay, this is a pm. A private message. He sent this to Larry other day at 2 a.m. No one was supposed to have seen this but them, but he accidentally shared this one publicly and then deleted it immediately. I just happened screenshot it! Now read please."
"Alright alright. You youngsters have no patience, I say! Now it says...'hottest princesses of the year?' Master Toad says he would put Peach miles above that annoying...oh my, what language!" Toadsworth stepped back in shock. How could such coarse opinions come from Master Toad?
"Now you see? Toad is..well...a jerk."
"Dear Eldstar," Toadsworth shook his head, "It's like those phones transform you to someone horrible."
"Well, people do get more bold while they're on the internet, so you kind of have a point. My point is this; Toad should resign!"
The two stared at each other for a moment. Buckenberry continued.
"Well?...No offense Mr. Toadsworth, but you saw the evidence. Toad not only has 'frat boy' options of our dear Princesses, but he converses freely with Koopalings. What if one of us conversed with a Bowser minion? What if one of us conversed with Bowser? You know that you would want us out of the castle, so why should Toad get a free pass?"
Toadsworth still looked blankly, lost in thought. "Master Buckenberry, I will...discuss this with the Princess..."
"That's it?"
"Yes, for now. This is a private matter from this point forward. If something comes of it, you will know then. Good night, young man."
Toadsworth quickly left the room. Buckenberry couldn't believe it. Not even this shocking revelation seemed to matter. It was almost as if...he'd have to take Toad off of his pedestal himself...
How could one car be so fine? There were more doohickeys than she thought could fit in one little ol' sports car. It was almost out of this world and she would take a picture or two if not for the fact that Bond was driving at 100 mph down the Toad Turnpike in the dead of night.
"So, being a Koopa, you have a natural advantage here," Jelectro Bond said after minutes of silence.
"Hmm?" Kylie responded, taking her eyes away from the dazzling streetlights.
"Your disguise will be easy. I don't think they hire many Nokis, however."
"So...we are going to work for Bowser?!"
"Ha ha," he laughed dryly, "No. But we will pretend for a moment. Sneaking in will not be an option for once."
"Why is that?"
"The guy that jumped out of the window, remember?"
"Oh yeah. I know the poor thing is connected somehow, but why would that stop us from sneaking in?"
"He is obviously working secretly himself. There are likely guards out specifically for secret agents of Bowser. To not be outed by other spies, we will need to appear in a normal context. I'm thinking...plumbers!"
Can't argue with that, Kylie thought. "So what are you saying, Bond? We just go right up to that sucker's front door?"
"Exactly. We will start tomorrow, madam. I will pick you up and we will get our disguises together. Are you fond of Koopasta?"
"Excuse me?"
"I know that neither of us have eaten since lunch, and the Game Guy Club near where you live is open. Today drinks are free, by the way. You care you join, mon ami?"
Kylie flushed. "Heh, sorry I gotta refuse. I don't drink on the job!"
"Then it's not a job. It's a date," he said in a low voice.
"O-kay..." Kylie stammered. Bond smiled.
"By the way. I read your book. Very interesting."
"Fungicide: The Epic Battle for the Mushroom Kingdom?! My epic totally true story of the alien invasion that never was?"
"Yes. Speed read it while I was waiting for you and Richard earlier. So very smart to chronicle that. Time travel can be messy after all." Bond gave her another look. Kylie's face was red hot. In a good way!
"Well Bond," Kylie said sheepishly, "That situation was intense, but we got through. The story HAD to be told! That's my motto, ya know."
Bond laughed softly. "And it's a good one, mon ami." They turned off of an overpass to go back onto the city. Now that there were more lights, Kylie could see the front panel of the car better. It looked more like a spaceship! In her awe, she forgot that she hadn't even told him where she lived!
"And so I gotta go, baby. Good night," Yoshi said, hanging up his phone. He sat on the castle's front porch in wait for Mario. Finally, a taxi had pulled up. "About time, Mario!" Yoshi called.
Mario exited the cab. "Yoshi?"
"What went wrong? Where are they?"
"Good news: Toad and Daisy are awake. Bad news: The MKDCU has them."
Yoshi's jaw dropped. "What? How?"
"Long story," Mario yawned, "Is everyone alright?"
"Yes," Yoshi answered annoyed. "My girlfriend is alright too. By the way, where is yours?"
Mario scratched his head. "Peach is in the castle, right? And Peach isn't my girlfriend..."
"No, I mean Bowser!" Yoshi huffed.
"Oh, he went back home. He was only going to visit if we got them back."
"Hm," Yoshi rolled his eyes,"Let's just go inside." Mario followed him inside, confused. The moment they entered the main hall, several Toads gathered around.
"Hurrah for Mario!" A purple capped Toad shouted. Soon the others joined in.
"What's going on?" Mario asked Yoshi, but Yoshi was no where to be found.
"Is Toad okay?" a yellow capped Toad asked, blocking Mario's path.
"Er...he's going to be. Maybe. I hope. Where is Luigi? Peach?"
"Greetings Master Mario! Make way!" Toadsworth announced as he came down the stairs. "Master Luigi hasn't been heard from, but the Princess is in her private quarters. Would you like to-"
"What do you mean he hasn't been heard from?" Mario interrupted.
"Hm? Oh, I do not know. Was he supposed to arrive? Forgive my brashness, but do you have any new info on our Castle Advisor? Oh, and Princess Daisy of course." Toadsworth then leaned in to whisper, "And I say, Master Mario, It sure is more difficult around here without Master Toad expediting things in his own special way. We can talk more upstairs. Come, will you?"
Mario nodded. He was eager to get away from his awkward welcoming party anyway. As they walked upstairs, Toadsworth spoke again.
"Now, Master Mario, I know you aren't technically a staff member of our dear castle, but I don't want to worry the Princess needlessly."
Mario raised one brow. "Is this about the illness?"
"Oh, no. Before you arrived, something was brought to my attention by Master Buckenberry. You remember the young chap?"
"Blue Toad? Yeah, he's a good junior hero in our NSMB games," Mario spoke truthfully. Buckenberry was indeed brave and ambitious, however his opinionated personality had also caused a few conflicts that Mario was too nice to bring up at the moment. "What did he say?"
"You know about that 'hip' Facebook thing, right? Well, Master Buckenberry has some startling evidence that Toad was rather rude online, and more worriedly, he conversed with Bower minions!"
"Oof!" Mario almost tripped up the stairs in shock.
"Master Mario? Are you alright? Yes, I know someone like that should be ran out of the castle but-"
"I'm okay!" Mario said quickly. "Uh, what do you want me to do again?"
"Oh, I guess there is little to do until Master Toad is with us again. It would not be fair to accuse a sick man of such misconduct. I just needed to get that off of my chest, you see? I know you are as level headed as they get!" Toadsworth said with a smile. "So, about that news-"
"We can talk later," Mario said, brushing past him to go to the second set of steps.
"Master Mario? May I ask where are you going?"
"Uh, to Peach's room. I need to speak to her about something," Mario mumbled. His hands shook as he grabbed the railings. All of the confidence he gained from being honest to his friends earlier was gone, and he was the same nervous wreck from before his confession. Just as he was halfway up, Toadette came out of Peach's door.
"Oh!" she said surprisingly, "You're back! You look sick too!"
"Do I really?" Mario thought out loud.
"Uh huh! Are you alright Mario? Bowser hasn't...hurt you has he?" Toadette asked mischievously.
"How did-"
"Peach told me. Just come on," Toadette reached out her hand to him. "You look like you are about to collapse any second."
"Maybe I am," Mario said exhaustedly, grabbing her hand. "Maybe I am..."
"They need to do something about these here potholes in Toad Town," Jimmy M. complained, "They're bad for my bones!"
"This is nothin' like them holes we had on our country roads!" Parabilly said.
"Did I say you can talk, agent?"
"I'm hungry," Sebastian whined.
"I don't want to hear you either," Jimmy said, "All agents that didn't follow protcol don't get to speak, you hear? You gots to earn that again." Sebastian and Parabilly groaned.
"I believe I followed the correct procedures, James. I would like refreshments," Wiggletron requested. He adjusted the cool pack on his head.
"Okay fine. We head to the Club 64 real quick.."
The Mushroom Kingdom Disease Control Unit were packed in a replacement truck that wasn't a truck at all, but rather a cramped white van. Toad and Daisy sat dazed and retrained in the very back. Sebastian, Wiggletron, and Parabilly sat in the next row and Dick and Jimmy in the front.
During the banter, Dick kept a close eye on the BooTracker from Bond. It was flashing, indicating a received message. He just needed a way to check it with out alerting someone. "Hmm. Yeah, Club 64 sounds good," he said.
"Agent Richard? You hate them normally!" Jimmy said.
"Actually I said their portion sizes where small. But you if grew up in Giant Land like me, everything is too small," Dick jest. "Let's just hurry up, you vermin!"
Jimmy rolled his eyes, but complied. During this, Dick took a peek at the message.
"Meet us tomorrow 7.00 at post office. -J.B."
There was one problem. The MKDCU wasn't planning on sticking around Toad Town, let alone the Mushroom Kingdom!
"Lord Bowser! Welcome home!" Kamek greeted from the castle gates.
The taxi had just dropped off Bowser after cursing at him for a less than sufficient tip.
"You can quick the act, gramps," Bowser groaned. "Where is the leftovers?"
"In the fridge, your nastiness. By the way," Kamek paused, "How did it go?" he asked sweetly. Bowser ignored him and entered the castle. Some of the Koopalings were waiting for him in the front room.
"Hurrah for King Dad!" Lemmy cheered. Wendy, Morton, Iggy, and Roy joined in.
"What is this? What are y'all doing here tonight?" Bowser asked.
"We just appreciate all you do, King Dad!" Lemmy said. Iggy put a pink Hawaiian necklace around Bowser.
"Uh, okay? I don't remember doing anything for you brats. Is Junior in bed?"
Wendy pouted. "Yes, he is. Anyway, King Dad, we love your style."
"I don't wear clothes." Bowser said matter of factly.
"Not fashion wise, attitude wise! You do your thing and you do it well and we love it!"
"Yes. If you need a death machine built, let me know, he he!" Iggy cackled.
"Yeah, and I when I beat people up, I uh...dedicate it to you!" Roy shouted out.
"Furthermore, your contributions as an iconic villainous character in videos games has paved the way for more lovable but ruthless villains thought out the years. One cannot think of a more iconic rivalry between you and the much hated and disdained Mario Mario, Brooklynite plumber and hero of the Mushroom Kingdom-"
"Alright already!" the rest of the Koopalings shouted at Morton.
"This is crazy. I'm leaving!" Bowser marched past them to his inner chambers. Ludwig came around a corner to intercept him. He was wearing a black overcoat and held on to some hot tea.
"King Dad," he greeted genially, "Welcome back. What is wrong?"
"Ludwig...Well you seem comfortable at least. What's with them back there?"
"Being imbeciles as usual," Ludwig yawned. "Did your excursion go well?"
Bowser figured he could drop the charade. Besides, unlike Mario, he was in the position of power and had nothing to lose. His approval ratings were in negative numbers anyway, he paid employees little, and thank goodness Dark Land had no OSHA compliance! His underlings would have to accept it, or else! "If you haven't heard, Toad and that Daisy chick went out cold earlier today."
"Yes father. That is why the tennis match was canceled, right? Shame. You and Mario were clearly going to win."
"Heh. Well yeah. So anyway I decided to help them figure out what's going on."
"Them? Who?" Ludwig asked with a smirk.
"...Mario. But it ain't what you think!"
"Is it?" Ludwig asked, sharply. "Is it, father?! Do you think you can rule the Kingdom with your BFF, Mario?!"
"Hey!" Bowser shouted, "What are you saying?!"
Ludwig calmed down and laughed slightly, to Bowser's confusion.
"I am saying this, father. I do not know how Mario and friends are receiving you now, but they will not want you back in that despicable Toad Town soon."
"And why not?" Bowser got in his face. Ludwig instinctively leaned back, but continued.
"Because, who would want to associate with someone who gave their friends Mushroom Flu!"
"Mushroom Flu?! How?" Bowser grabbed Ludwig by his collar, "And what makes you think I'm going to let you get away with this?" he roared. The tea hit the ground, shattering the ceramic cup. Ludwig panicked for split second, regaining his composure only enough to snap his fingers. Suddenly a jolt went through Bowser's spine. He dropped Ludwig instantly as the shock went from head to toe, originating from the Hawaiian neckless! In a matter of seconds, Bowser hit the ground. He was out cold.
"It worked!" Iggy said, stepping through the door. "Ha ha ha! Wonder if Larry's still watching the old doc?"
"Iggy," Ludwig said, still breathing heavily, "Get Roy and Morton to move King Dad to the dungeon. We have a lot to do tomorrow."
"Geez, okay Luddy. Lighten up! My patented shock Hawaiian necklace worked like a charm after all!"
Ludwig groaned something in German as he felt where buttons were now missing on his expensive jacket. "I meant to ask, why Hawaiian? What did I tell you about your Real World obsessions? First it was anime, now this?"
"Oh just let me have my fun, Luddy. Soon enough, we'll have the old King Dad back, like gramps said we would!"
"I hope so," Ludwig said as he glanced towards the fallen Bowser with an unreadable expression.
"This Golden Oldies, Toad Town's best radio station! That was 'I love Koopatrol' by Joan T. And the Black Shy Guys!" The radio host said, "Now get ready for the Mature Gamers Contemporary Silent Storm!"
"Aww, man! Now they're only going to play crappy old people music!" Emery T. complained. "Please, play more Atari and iiiii!"
The doors leading to the roof of Mushroom Kingdom East hospital swung open. Emery quickly shut off the radio, put away her phone, dusted the crumbs off of her uniform, hid the candy rappers, spit out her chewing gum, sat up in her chair, and appeared to be doing her job. The nurse shook her head.
"Emery, you can go home now. And don't have the radio up so loud next time." Nass T. spoke cordially.
Emery fidgeted with her beacons, "So...I'm not in trouble?"
"No dear, why would you be?"
"Uh, never mind. So is Mario and the rest alright? I saw this whole place kind of evacuate earlier."
"He is fine. The health department took away his friends though," Nass said, looking down from the roof top.
"Umm, okay? Why did their truck get towed?" Emery asked. Nass T. turned around quickly. She had forgot that her daughter could see everything from her vantage point.
"Who knows why? It's ten o'clock, go home dear."
"Okay, mom. Can I at least stop at Club 64 first?"
"Sure. Take the car, I'm going to have to stay overnight again." Nass handed over her car keys.
Emery pretended to pout disappointedly. This was actually perfect for her. With no curfew, she had lots of reasons to look forward to Club 64. "Bye, mom. Love you."
"Love you too, dear," Nass T. said, continuing to look at the town form the rooftop.
To be continued...
Author note: Hope this was easy to follow. I really wanted to include everyone and their whereabouts and situations in this. Like I said before, the mystery aspect is over kind of. (Unless I missed a plot point somewhere. PM me if I have or something else doesn't make sense) Stay tuned.
Retrospectives:
-Other people being sick with the "Tennis Virus" is NOT a forgotten plot point like it seems. It's just that only Toad and Daisy are so severe and they get the most attention as the first ones to get sick. Other people getting sick will come up more as Bowser's slander plot goes full swing.
-"I love Koopatrol" is a pun of "I love rock and roll". "Atari and iiii" is a pun of the group, "Azari and iii".
-Mario and Bowser's experiences are supposed to parallel.