Title: In Remembrance of Mario Kart Wii: Tenth Year Anniversary poems PLUS
Category: Games » Mario
Author: C. Mechayoshi
Language: English, Rating: Rated: K
Genre: Poetry/Humor
Published: 04-17-18, Updated: 02-26-21
Chapters: 2, Words: 330

In Remembrance of Mario Kart Wii: Tenth Year Anniversary poems

By: C. Mechayoshi

Summary: New territory for me, poems! Inspired by 'Mario Kart Wii Anniversary Haiku' by breath20k and 'Ten Years of Bliss' by SuperCube64.

Created: 4/17/18

Author note: A little late to the party, but April 10 2018 was the anniversary of MK:Wii, my favorite Mario Kart.

1.

Introduction

2008, the year was great

Mario Kart Wii made its mark

Now my friends are irate!

2.

Wifi

Friend codes and battles

Verses matches and tournaments

Not that the VR mattered…

3.

Hacker

This is for you, hacker online

You ravaged matches with stars and wasted time

Or were the 'hilarious' YouTube compilation videos your place to shine?

4.

Metagame

Extra top speed was the stat to beat

Funky Kong/ Flame Runner, Daisy/ Mach Bike

In a 9999 VR room, was it worth the fight?

5.

Wii Wheel

Tilt left, you dodge a shell

Tilt right, you pass a banana

Tilt up, nothing happens and then you fell!

6.

Unlockables

50cc, Baby Daisy soars

100cc, and Bowser Junior is yours

150cc, Dry Bowser roars

Mirror mode, the game is done and now you're bored!

7.

Staff Ghosts

Tricky computers to beat

Apparitions of Nintendo employees

The Mii costume reward was neat…

8.

Gamecube Controller

One of the best ways to play

Comfortable and easy in your hands all day

Very expensive to purchase now on Ebay!

Finish, unless I think of some more. Stay tuned, and please review.

Chapter 2:

Author note: These are MEGA old from about 2018 like the other poems but I never posted them. Lame right? Enjoy the quick update.

New Super Mario Bros Wii U: - Gameplay

Sweet Colorful Cool

Swim Run Duel!

Multiplayer for a romp

Bottomless pit, don't forget to jump!

...

Luigi Mario

Green Mean Machine

Timid also lean.

High jumper and mansion owner

Definitely my favorite plumber.

Created: 2/26/21 (technically made sometime in 2018)