Title: Toad in the Whoa Zone
Category: Games » Mario
Author: C. Mechayoshi
Language: English, Rating: Rated: K+
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
Published: 10-26-16, Updated: 02-21-19
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,675

Toad in the Whoa Zone.

Summary: Toad is in the Whoa Zone. Who or what will he discover? Whatever it is, he can handle it. It's flipping Toad!

Part 1: The 'Information' Station.

Toad was a dangerous mushroom. Or rather a mushroom in danger, not that he couldn't be dangerous though. If he could see himself now, he'd realize how far he was from his usual well groomed and regal self.

His royal purple vest, which differentiated him from the other red capped Toads was now dull and dusty. His shoes, fit for walking down the glorious marble floors of the castle were practically falling apart. As far as Toad's trousers? Well, sand was in places Toad didn't even know about.

How he got here? Toad couldn't remember. A regular day this was at first and then...his mind struck a blank. Something must have happened but for now all he knew was that now he was in a vast desert with alien grey sand and an eerie green sky. There was a gentile warm wind, but the direction it came from seemed random. Sometimes east, other times west. Assuming those geological concepts existed here.

Toad was no stranger to adventures or even alternate dimensions but this place was 'something else entirely', to quote Toad in his mind.

Up ahead he suddenly saw a booth of some sort in the middle of nowhere. It was square shaped about six feet tall and made of a greenish material Toad had never seen before. It seemed translucent but and had a dull glow. He walked towards it. "This can't real can or...?" Toad asked no one in general. "My goodness it is!"

"Hello?" Toad asked, peeking inside.

Someone inside stood up. They were wrapped tightly in a dark crimson robe. Their face was hidden in shadows. Toad immediately noticed how the strangely dark the inside of the booth was, despite the outside glow.

"Greetings exhumed traveler." They said simply.

"Hi, I'm Toad and I'm kind of lost. Where am I?"

"This is the Whoa Zone," the guide said, with the last words echoing mysteriously.

"Whoa." Toad replied, with no echo however.

"Ha ha. I totally haven't heard that one before," they said rolling their eyes, not that anyone could see the sarcastic expression from the shadows anyway. "So how will you be paying me?"

"Well I have a few coins," Toad said patting his pockets. The satisfying jingle of coinage was absent however. "Oops, guess not then. Must have lost it somehow. But give me a break old pal! I'm still a confused shroom."

The guide shot him a glare, but again no one could tell.

"Look, 'old pal'. You think it's easy being a guide in an alternate dimension that spans indefinitely in all directions?! This booth doesn't even have a bathroom. You give ME a break!"

"W-what?"

"You vermin."

"Me?"

"Sorry that was mean. These 'mysterious ethereal guide' robes are hot and there's no air conditioning either."

"Okay... But did you call me exhumed earlier?"

"Yeah but you are dirty. And a shroom."

"But it's not like I usually look like this. I work in a castle you know."

The guide paused for a bit. "Wait, really? A real castle?"

"Well poor me! I don't work at Disney Land. Yes, a genuine castle! I'm Toad from Princess Peach's castle of the Mushroom Kingdom. Though, with some of the princess's more sour moods, I sometimes wish she was Sleeping Beauty!" Toad chuckled mischievously. This kind of talk on castle grounds was likely to get him demoted, or worse, put on kitchen duty!

"Hmm. Never heard of it but that does sound interesting. You know, I could have worked in a castle once. Had all the qualifications and everything. But no, information guide atendant sounded better on paper. If only I knew that information station was in the...Whoa Zone!" The last words echoed again.

"Whoa...Zone?" Toad replied, this time with the echo also.

"Hey you're catching on!"

"No. I mean...so that's really the name of this place?"

"Yes. Don't even ask for a paper map. A 2-D plane cannot contain this place."

"That...still doesn't tell me much."

"Of course. Being vague is manager's orders. Sorry, but say- What is castle life like?"

Toad glanced at his watch. The hour hand had continually spun counterclockwise while he was still wandering around. Now, no hands were moving at all! He had all the time in the world...literally! Toad shrugged. He could afford to waste, or NOT waste a little more time with this person.

"Well for me it was following the Princess around. Doing stuff. Yeah vague I know, but we do a little of everything. Sports, parties, getting kidnapped by a rival kingdom's tyrant evil Koopa leader- Typical stuff. We have no national security so we have this real swell guy named Mario that comes around-"

"Mario?"

"Uh, Yeah. Red cap, epic moustache, handsom- awesome I mean. So anyways I wouldn't trade jobs for anything in the world."

There was silence between Toad and the guide.

"You life sounds weird uh, Toad is it?"

"Well you aren't wrong, Information Station person..."

There was more silence.

"So...bye then." Toad said turning around.

"Okay bye- wait! You still haven't paiiiiiiid!"

Toad sprinted off from the information station. Or Misinformation station! Well it's not like he had money anyway, Toad reasoned, so his misinformation was free. No wait, he didn't really get misinformation either. He really learned nothing aside from the fact that this was the..Whoa Zone. 'Man that echo thing is cool', Toad reasoned, 'I gotta do that more often. Oh, and take a bath soon!'

Besides, he figured that if he saw one oddity in this vast nothingness, he was bound to find more.

Stay tuned...

Toad in the Whoa Zone

Part 2: The Empire

Completed: 5/28/17

Disclaimer: Mario and the rest...you know the deal. They don't belong to me.

Author note: A quick little update. Things will get...weird...

Toad walked for what seemed like a million miles before he finally found something else. Ahead was a plain wooden door in the sand. It was normal sized, standing in the sand with a golden knob. As Toad got nearer he suddenly had a bad feeling. Giving the world he was stuck in, he was already sure that opening the door to nowhere would cause something to happen, but what else might he find?

"I'm about to lose my mind. Might as well," Toad reasoned after a second of deliberation. He grabbed the golden knob and opened the door. The flash blinded him momentarily and then all he heard was...the motor of a kart?

"Toad, what are ya doing!?" Bowser questioned. "Get in the kart!"

A truck zoomed past Toad, then another with a loud honk. Toad realized that he was setting on asphalt. His clothes were no longer dirty. His feet didn't hurt. He felt completely nomal.

Completely normal...

Convinced his nightmares were over, he hopped on Bowser's kart without question.

"We are trying to win, you fungus! Ugh!" Bowser growled as they accelerated again on the dark roads.

Toad observed the scenery, gladder than he'd ever been to be barely hanging on to a go-cart driven by Bowser. He felt the cool damp breeze on his face. He observed the cloudy sky with new reverence. He'd never complain about a rainy day again. Memories of the past flooded his mind. This was Toad's Turnpike, which was surprisingly not named after him but Toad Town itself. Toad had just became the personal mascot somehow. He remembered the grand opening of it. Never before did they all imagine the horrors of mirror mode.

After a moment Bowser continued to scold him, interrupting Toad's eidetic thoughts. "-It's like you don't know what's at stake here! Did that bob-omb that hit you make you stupid all of a sudden? Get this item!"

Bowser ran through a single item box and Toad got a feather, making him gawk at it for a moment. Bowser did a tight drift around several cars and Toad was almost flung off. They caught up to a cart with Mario and Peach in it. The titular hero and Princess were in one of Mario's karts, clothing and hair flapping in the wind. Glad to see his friends, Toad waved eagerly with the hand that he wasn't holding on for dear life with. Mario didn't give Toad a passing glance and stared straight ahead, his face tense with frustration. Peach glanced at Toad exactly once with a very sad face. She shook her head slowly and Toad saw a weird dread on face that he'd often seen when she was being kidnapped. Strange, Toad thought. A red shell came out of nowhere to smack them, and Toad and Bowser left them behind as they approached their third lap.

"Gosh! Mario Kart sure is brutal today," Toad remarked. "Say, Bowser, what Mario Kart are we in?"

"One we should win," Bowser answered through clinched teeth. He swerved around another beeping vehicle. All of this negativity coming from everyone and everything was starting to dampen Toad's mood just a bit. He knew Mario Kart could destroy friendships, but that was usually a player reaction. As participants their friendships wasn't supposed to be at stake also. Still, he'd take this over being in a void for all of eternity.

"I was just getting conflicting clues from different Mario Karts," Toad yelled over the wind noise, still hoping to get an answer. "What's next? We're gonna go zero gravity?"

"Shut up!" Bowser spat. "Just use that feather when I- OH NO!"

WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!

A piercing alarm sound went off behind them, not entirely unlike the red shell alert but much louder. The noise was so horrible Toad felt like his head might explode, and covering one ear with his free hand helped little. Meanwhile Bowser drove even crazier, narrowly missing an eighteen-wheeler. But then, a force seemed to slow down Bowser's kart with a magnetic like pull. Bowser pushed the gas pedal to the max in desperation but soon the wheels were spinning in place as they went nowhere.

"WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" Toad screamed.

"WE'RE UNDER ARREST!" Bowser shouted back.

The noise finally stopped as they became completely stationary. Toad let out a breath of relief and dared to look behind him. It was a let down, but in a good way.

"Oh... just a Lakitu," Toad sighed. He dug in his ears, wondering how many frequencies he could no longer hear now, but he turned around around when he heard someone bawling behind him.

"Bowser?" Toad asked, on the verge of laughter. "What's wrong, buddy?"

"WE'VE FAILED EVERYONE!" Bowser sobbed with his head down over the steering wheel. His hysteric sobbing shook the whole cart.

"Don't move!" the Lakitu officer warned. "Don't you know that kart racing is punishable by death?"

"Well excuse me then uh, Mr. L!" Toad jeered, having noticed a 'L' emblem tattoo on Lakitu's right arm. "We're professional karters so I guess we're goners! Hey, could you turn the volume down on that siren of yours too?"

The Lakitu shined his extremely bright flashlight in Toads face, making him have to cover his eyes.

"Hey, what's the big deal? I don't need to be blind and deaf! And since when do we have cops in Mario Kart? This a new Mario Kart 9 feature?" (Yes, that joke is outdated by MK8 Deluxe's battle mode, but whatever..)

"You mushroom idiot," Bowser said in-between sobs, "This ain't Mario Kart. This is Death Kart!"

"What?" Toad asked.

The Lakitu pulled out a radio. "This is 'Deathitu' number 5. I have the last racers right here. It's the renegade King Bowser and the traitorous Toad Toadstool."

"What?!" Toad asked again.

Bowser raised his hands up in surrender. "Have mercy!"

Bowser? Pleading like this? Toad was starting to question his sanity again.

"Step out slowly, war criminals. Your game is over!" Lakitu sneered. Toad could faintly here noise coming from his radio, or he thought it was a faint noise. He was probably half deaf now. Bowser got out of the cart, the suspension lifting once he was out of it, and faced Lakitu with his hands still up. Through teary eyes, Bowser gave Toad a pensive glance.

"It's all over buddy," Bowser said in a soft voice Toad had never heard from the usually strident king. "I know I've cussed you out, left you behind, given you unrealistic deadlines, and eaten all of your emergency rations, but I do appreciate you. You managed to work undercover for that tyrant for months and you're the best freedom fighter a Koopa can ask for." Now that Bowser stood in the light, Toad noticed his haggard look for the first time. There were cuts and bruises on his scaly skin and he'd lost a little weight as well. His usually lush red hair was dirty and straggly. More strikingly, one of his horns had chipped.

"What are we doing again? You're right, that bomb or whatever made me stupid," Toad whispered back as Lakitu, still a distance away, continued to speak on the radio.

"We're freedom fighters," Bowser explained, "The empire must have caught wind of our plans."

"Empire? But why are we racing?"

"Because that's the only way to get a star. Remember the plan? We were gonna bust crap up together. You being a dangerous mushroom and all..."

A dangerous mushroom...

Decisively, Toad hopped in the driver seat of Bowser's kart. "Hop in!" Toad commanded.

"What are you doing?!" Bowser gasped.

"I still don't understand a thing, but we're getting out of here and I have an idea. Do it!"

Bowser jumped in the back seat and Toad stamp his foot on the gas pedal. Their cart sped off and Toad joined the traffic once more. Lakitu went hysteric behind them.

"I let go of the tractor beam and they're getting away!" Lakitu screamed in his radio. "GET BACKUP!"

Meanwhile Toad steered towards the rails on the side of the road. Toad's Turnpike was one big loop, which probably explained why the drivers on it was so restless, but it did have one exit... behind a wall however..

"Good thing we're in 'Super Mario Kart Double Dash! 64'. Take this!" Toad tossed the feather back to Bowser. "Use it...now!"

In a role reversal, Bowser unquestionably followed Toad's command. The feather item propelled them upwards, and in a swift moment they were over the wall and off of Toad's Turnpike to some other dark unnamed road.

"I'm going to be frank with you Bowser," Toad said after their safe landing. "Clearly some serious crap has went down in this world but I'm not the Toad you think I am. I was in my normal non- Death Kart world when I got warped to some desert void world called the 'Whoa Zone'." His last words predictably echoed.

"Whoa Zone?" Bowser repeated.

"No, Whoa Zon- never mind. I walked through a door and got here. So who are we rebelling against?"

"Luigi, or 'Supreme Lord Luigi' as he goes by now," Bowser said, still sounding unlike himself.

As his words sunk in, Toad failed to notice the multiple Thunder Lakitus rapidly approaching from behind.

WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!

Toad cursed. "Not this again!"

Bowser looked back. The Lakitu's high beams, directed towards them, filled the night sky, making their shadow loom ahead of them on the road ominously. "I knew we wouldn't make it far. Luigi makes sure his solders never leave anyone behind. Same thing happened to Daisy and Toadette when they thought they could run. Again, nice working with ya," Bowser muttered.

"No!" Toad shouted defiantly. He pressed the gas pedal harder. Their speedometer creeped higher and higher. 54 mph. 55, 56...

"STOP YOUR VEHICLE!" a Lakitu announced through a megaphone.

59 mph. 60 mph. 61 mph.

"I didn't know it could go this fast!" Bowser yelled, gripping tightly. It finally started to rain.

64 mph. 65 mph. 66 mph.

"WE WILL NOW USE DEADLY FORCE!" Three red shells deployed towards Toad and Bowser, quickly catching up to their kart. Bowser looked back at the speeding projectiles apprehensively.

"We got this!" Toad screamed over the wind noise. Good thing this road was a straightaway. This was clearly going to be a drag race. Soon, they outran the red shells.

70 mph. 71 mph. 72 mph.

"DEPLOYING BLUE SHELL!"

Toad wasn't even sure why he was still driving. What was his plan? Either way, something pushed him to keep going. The same strong urge that made him open the door back in the Whoa Zone.

80 mph. 81 mph. The cart rattled at the speed it was pushed too.

"We're gonna break up!" Bowser screamed. His body was flailing in the air and the only thing keeping him with the cart was his iron grip on the bars. Toad once again became lucid. Bowser was right, they were going to die for sure. But he couldn't control himself any longer.

85 mph. 86 mph. The Blue shell, which was capable of faster speeds than red shells, had no issue keeping up.

"YOU ARE FINISHED! YOU LOSE THIS RACE!" Lakitu mocked. Laughter could be head from the flock of Lakitus behind him.

Zooom!

88 mph. In a flash, the kart left the dimension. Toad couldn't see anything. He felt himself screaming but he heard no sound. Then he felt an irritating sensation in his eyes, as if sand were in them, namely because there was. Toad was lying face down in sand. He lifted up in a jolt, dazed and confused. No cart, oddly depressive Bowser, or more jerkish than usual Lakitu. Just vast nothingness. Had he dreamed it all? Toad examined himself, his clothes were clean and his heart was beating fast. What happened was real.

But at least he no longer needed a bath...

To be continued.

Author note: I go else where with Toad's adventures in "Mario and Bowser: Frenemies Forever" chapter 6 and 9. The events there will not be canon with this story however, but if you just want to see more Whoa Zone shenanigans, go there.

Toad in the Whoa Zone

Part 3: The Dress

Created: 5/30/17 -6/6/17

Disclaimer: Mario and co. belong to Nintendo

Content warning: Mild references.

As Toad walked, something was irritating him slightly and it was coming from his back. After ignoring it forever, Toad finally resorted to dropping and rolling around in the sand to relive it. He was now dirty all over again, but he felt better, and laying in the sandy imprint of his body was a feather...

Toad picked it up and stared at the incongruous object in a mesmerizing fashion.

"Did this travel back with me? No, we used it. If that really happened. Did it? I'm crazy. It's confirmed, so much that I see a-"

In the distance was a crystal clear pool of water. Toad rushed to the oasis, proving its validity. He crouched down at the edge to peer at his reflection. His dirty, completely exhausted, and holding the impossible feather reflection. He noticed his cap looking nice and vibrant though.. In fact the normally bright red spots seemed to look pink in the water's reflection.

The longer he stared at the water, the more inviting the shallow pool seemed. Just a quick swim wouldn't hurt, he reasoned. What else was a wandering madman to do? Also he could see a round dark object of some sort about five feet down at the bottom of the pool. Toad dipped his hand in the water, observing the ripple. The water was cool, but not uncomfortably so. The force that drove his curiosity to the previous door to nowhere returned. He had to swim. Not only that, he had to see what was at the bottom.

Hypnotically, Toad sat the feather down, took off his shoes and jumped in. He blissfully swam circles in the small pool and built up speed quickly.

"Wow, I didn't know I was this good a swimmer!" Toad said to himself. "…...Wait, I can't stop!"

Toad realized that he was being spun around by a whirlpool. Water incidentally entered his mouth as Toad spun around and around, screaming and unable to fight the current. In a matter of seconds, he was sucked into the center funnel. Toad held his breath and closed his eyes as he was flushed down. The water suddenly seemed hot, but something else was strange. Water wasn't entering his nose or ears. It was almost like the hot water was just pouring on his head. In fact, he didn't feel water anywhere else except on his head.

"I hope that dress is dry-clean!" a young man teased.

Toad opened his eyes and clean white bathroom tiles filled his vision. He looked up to see the that source of the hot water was a shower pouring down on him. He jumped up in quick reflex and heard laughter from three people.

"What the-?!" Toad covered his mouth. What was wrong with his voice?

A woman burst into the bathroom. "Leave her alone!"

She fearlessly marched in the face of the guy that had teased Toad while the other two people stood back embarrassingly. The bully towered over the woman with a brown buzz cut, and a yellow and orange letterman jacket with a big white and yellow flower varsity emblem the back. His jeans were blue and he wore athletic shoes.

"Daisy, quit it! Toad is new here, and this the first thing you do?" Her voice was high pitched, but authoritative. The short and stout woman also had brown hair but long and pulled into a ponytail under her red hat with a 'M' emblem on it. She wore a red shirt and blue overalls and her shoes were plain brown boots.

"WAIT A MINUTE!?" Toad blurted out.

The woman cut off the shower. "Yeah, I know," she said sympathetically, "FungusUp can be hard to get out of a dress, but jumping in the shower isn't the best way to get it out. Come on. Daisy, Luigi, and Toadette won't do anything to you."

A dress. Toad was wearing a dress. A pink one.

"I'm a girl?!"

Mario laughed. "Uh, yeah?"

Daisy started to slowly back up. "I'll just be getting back to the party..."

Mario turned to him sharply. "No! Jeez, you think cause you're the prince of Sarasaland you can get away with frat antics? You all need to apologize with the way you've clearly traumatized Toad!"

Toad stepped out of the shower stall, soaking wet. "Where am I? Who am I? Who are you?"

Mario shook her head. "Trauma induced amnesia…"

Daisy held his hands up in distress. "Yo! I'm sorry...I didn't know we scared you that badly!"

"I'm sorry too. And sorry sister.." Luigi muttered. The brunette looked like Mario, but taller and with a green shirt and hat, and a blue denim skirt instead of overalls. Her shoes were brown cowboy style boots.

"Uh, what Daisy said!" Toadette added. He looked like a typical red capped Toad, but with a two ponytails. His pink shirt said 'I'm man enough to wear pink'.

Mario pointed to the door. "Daisy and Toadette, get out! And I WILL report this."

"You're such a tattle tell!" Daisy huffed. Toadette nodded as the men exited, leaving Luigi to sulk guiltily.

Mario turned to her and sighed. "And I can't believe this from you, sis. Daisy and Toadette are such a bad influence..."

"Anyone gonna explain?" Toad asked, now shivering a bit.

"Oh, right! Sorry, I'm sure there's something for you change to." Mario motioned out of the door, letting Luigi leave first. Toad followed out feeling anything but completely normal.

Aside from the very obvious thing that was different about this world, Toad also didn't recognize where he, or she was. Luigi went to the right, while Mario led Toad left, down a tiled corridor with a high ceiling that was decorated with Victorian artwork. The white walls however were sparely decorated with a painting every ten or so feet. This was clearly a nice place, if not a little drab, Toad thought, but whose? Surely it wasn't-

"So, we're a motley crew. Just stay clear of the 'hotshots' and you'll enjoy it." Mario spoke leading the way. "And you're not from around here, right? You must have lots of experiences!"

Toad cleared 'his' throat a few times. "You can say that's true. Like, you have no idea, I'm really really NOT from around here."

The large room they soon entered had a reception of some sort going on. Up against the walls were small tables holding various foods, some with drinks, others silver pots with lids on them. In the center there was a single long table draped in a white lacy tablecloth. It stretched almost from one end of the room to the other. Only a couple of people still sat down, and a few more were standing around. Toad servants entered and exited the southern doors taking in dirty plates.

Recognition of the layout struck Toad. Five windows to each side? Three glass chandeliers? A stairway in the north corner?

This was Peach's Castle.

"There you are," a tall young man said to Mario and Toad. He wore a pink tailored jacket with darker pink pants. His shoes were shiny and black. Resting on his blonde medium length hair was a small golden crown with red and blue jewels. Lastly he had a thin trimmed mustache. "I was wondering where you disappeared."

Toad pointed to him. "No way! You're Princess Peach?"

Peach furrowed his eyebrows. "Prince Peach... I know I'm not a'jock' like Daisy, but you can at least show some respect- Especially if you're my newest servant from Neo Bowser City!"

"Oh, that's where you're from?" Mario asked eagerly. "You must be tough to have lived there as a Toad, and a dangerous-"

"Mushroom?"

Mario smiled sweetly. "I was gonna say 'street driver', because...oh that's stereotyping. Never mind." Toad was that too, so fair enough.

"Miss, what happened?" Peach asked, observing the drips that were falling off of Toad onto the carpet.

Mario's smile disappeared. "More practical joking from your cousin, and his sidekick Toadette."

Peach frowned. "We know how wild Daisy is, but Toadette doesn't present himself as castle material, does he? He's barely even in uniform, but hopefully things will change with our new hires." Peach clapped and an elderly brown spotted Toad wearing a purple flowing dress came near. She used a wooden cane designed with a mushroom at the top and wore a red ribbon around her neck, neatly tied.

"Yes, my prince?"

"Escort Toad to the servant quarters, please. She needs a change." Peach glanced at his gold watch. "Mario? It's go time.."

Mario rolled her eyes. "Fine, my prince." Her and Peach started to walk away towards the stairs. "It's not even a big deal, I mean gosh! I do heroing stuff all of the time..." Mario said as their voices faded from the distance.

Toadsworth gasped once she got close to Toad. "My goodness, you are soaked!" she exclaimed with a British accent. "You will have to excuse me, dear. I lost my spectacles the other day so I did not notice at first. I also have no idea why you were accepted on the day of Mario's appreciation ceremony! You will understand in the future, but things get very rambunctious around here when we have special events!"

Toad nodded.

"Indeed, dear. I heard from Prince Peach that the moment you arrived with your application, they dragged you to this very dining room to start handling food. The audacity! You could have been a spy or such, being from Neo Bowser city! But all is well, dear. Your background record checked out so we know you are not a scoundrel!" She laughed quietly at her non-joke. Toad didn't see much difference at all with this Toadsworth, so why was everyone else, sans maybe Mario and Peach, so unrecognizable in this world?

Toadsworth led Toad down to the lowest floor where staff traditionally slept and kelp their belongings. She was showing off different things on the way there, but all Toad could think about was how plain the castle looked. The only décor was often just paintings on the walls, contrasting the castle he knew where you could find anything from statues, to exotic plants, to indoor water fountains. Finally, they entered a room Toad already knew as the storeroom for extra clothes.

"Here we go!" Toadsworth opened a drawer and pulled out a pink folded clothing article. "One female Toad garment!"

Toad stared at it for a moment. "Excuse me, but what about the male Toad garments?"

Toadsworth wagged her finger. "I know down in Neo Bowser City they are...a bit adventurous, but we are very traditional here. Female servants wear the female uniform."

Toad slowly accepted the dress. "..So we're not allowed to wear pants?"

Toadsworth chucked. "You can express yourself however you desire, just when you are off duty! I have shown you the changing room, so I will see you again outside, dear. Mario will give her speech in a few minutes and you really should see her! Farewell!" Toadsworth left Toad to 'his' own devices.

Toad figured there was nothing to do but play along for now. In the brightly lit dressing room, Toad saw 'his' reflection for the first time. 'His' face was the same, but his spots were pink. The dress he wore currently reminded him of what Toadette, his Toadette, wore and the fresh one he held was the same. Toad changed into the dress and promptly headed back upstairs. Muscle memory lead Toad out of the castle in a minute.

Outside, in the open field area to the side of the castle was a stage set up. Ribbons and balloons were tied to the fencing and people were seated in the white plastic chairs that were set up in rows in front of the stage. Toad's mind immediately went to the fact that his Peach would never settle for such a cheap looking party. There would be a giant cake for one. Secondly, plastic lawn chairs? Was Prince Peach that bad at decorating?

"So, for the forty-secondth time, my kingdom and I declare Mario Mario hero of the year!" Peach announced through the mic.

"That many times?" Toad thought. No way...unless these are multi annual. Wow, 'rambunctious' indeed...

On cue, Mario stepped on stage. Toad was about to set near the stage since that's where the most space was, but hesitated when at the sight of the bullies from before. Daisy sat in the middle of the front row, slouching and Toadette was still beside him like a magnet. Luigi was on the other side of Daisy hugging up. Toad decided set in the edge chair, away from everyone.

"Thanks! I uh-" Mario paused as a gold ribbon was thrown around her neck by Peach, "I appreciate it a lot, guys. I appreciate it as much as I did the other forty-first times!" Mario added with a hint of mischief. She discreetly walked off stage as everyone cheered and sat next to Toad.

Peach stepped back up and as he did so, late arrivals started to show. Now most of the seats in the back rows were filled. "I hope you all enjoyed the meal and association. Before we close, would anyone like to express anything about how much we owe our gratitude to Mario?"

Daisy stood up."Yo! We don't always agree, but Mario is a real pal. I'll always respect a woman who single handedly take on a space alien army!"

Luigi timidly stood up as everyone clapped. "And uh...I know I disappoint my sister sometimes but, I just want to say that she is the bravest, nicest, heroine ever!" Mario waved to Luigi, who waved back.

"Ooh ooh! Me next! Me next! I have something to say!" A girlish voice from the back piped up.

Peach tilted his head to try to see who was speaking. "Yes? Why don't you come up?"

After a moment of waiting, a little koopa girl with a spiked shell, red tank top, and red hair in two pigtails hopped on stage and got before the microphone before anyone could react.

"Bowser Junior?!" Mario gasped.

"Too late, Mario!" She pulled off the handkerchief she wore to reveal a toothy grin. "Now I got something to say!"

The audience gasped as Mario hopped on stage, getting between Junior and Peach.

"Back off from the prince!" Mario warned. Peach silently stood behind Mario, trying to hide his obvious fear of the little koopa girl. Toad couldn't help but smile at how comical this very familiar scenario now seemed with the role reversal going on.

Junior stomped her feet. "Hey, no fair! I was supposed to grab him and run!"

Mario pointed to the hills. "The only place you need to run is there! Call your mother off, I know that wicked koopa woman is around somewhere!"

"Nuh-uh!" Junior threw a temper tantrum, making Mario sigh.

"This is ridiculous. Weegee, help us out."

"Right, sis!" Luigi hopped on stage and easily restrained Junior. When she did so, the audience started booing for some reason.

Mario looked to Peach slyly. "Well that was easy..."

"Oh, of course. Thank you yet again, Mario." Prince Peach had a poker face, but he couldn't hide his blush at the look Mario game him.

"Don't mention it, Prince! This days events have been crazy enough. We don't need Bowser minions driving us dizzy as well."

"Yo! I'm Daisy!" Daisy shouted. "Someone called me, right?"

Mario face palmed. "...Daisy can be so annoying."

"Yo. I heard that!"

"Don't say that!" Luigi huffed.

Mario put her hands on her hips. "You just like how he's tall, dark and handsome!"

"Girls. Please," Peach muttered.

"Booooooo!" the audience roared louder. Toad looked back to see that those booing were koopas! The Toads that previously occupied chairs were running around aimlessly in the background or absent completely.

"Let the Koopa speak!" they cheered.

Mario gasped, just now paying attention to the audience. "Oh no! A flash koopa's rights activist protest!"

Peach's fists balled up. "Of all of the times... Get rid of them."

Mario shook her head. "We have to reason with them. After all, they do have a point with the koopas rights, you'd have to admit."

"But how can we reason with koopas when we stomp on them for a living?" Luigi asked frankly.

"Yo. Good point!" Daisy came up behind Luigi and hugged her.

Toadette jumped on stage next to Daisy, confirming his magnetism. "...I don't have anything to say. I just wanted to come up here…"

Junior jerked away from Luigi. "I don't know what you smelly adults are talking about but I'm just doing what I was told! Incite a riot based on injustice or whatever that means!"

Toad jumped on stage, sensing how things were about to go.

Mario turned to Toad. "Hey, smart idea! You're from Koopa City, so you can appeal to them without culture appropriating."

"Me?!" Toad gasped. "But I'm-"

"The new chick. I get that, but I trust you. I don't know why, but I do. It's like we're best buds in another world or something..."

One Hammer Bro stood up. "And you'd better have a good explanation or we WILL revolt against the Mushroom Kingdom!"

"So they can get violent, but we can't?!" Toadette complained.

Mario slapped Toadette. "Hurry Toad!"

Daisy gave Toad two thumbs up. "Yo. No pressure, except it all kind of rests on you, so don't fail us all!" Mario was right. Daisy was annoying.

"Can I give a speech about something I know nothing about?" Toad thought. "Eh, actually yeah. What do I have to lose talking to a group of strangers? Time to be a dangerous mushroom again -Or a peaceful one rather…"

Toad approached the mic with Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Toadette, and Junior standing back a bit. Toad took a deep breath. "So like-"

"Everyone!" Toadsworth ran down from the castle. She bypassed the audience and stopped in front of the stage, breathing heavily.

"Toadsworth?" Peach asked.

"Help help! The Koopas have invited themselves here! We can't let the dirty scoundrels in the presence of our dear-"

"Toadsworth!" Mario did a 'zip it' gesture.

"...You do not say that those ravenous koopas are seated right behind me, do you?"

"RIOT!" came from the crowd. Daisy immediately sprung into action doing karate on the koopas. Shells knocked about everywhere, as koopas, paratroopas, and hammer bros flailed around. Toadette did the same keeping up with his taller more muscular friend. Plastic chairs were turned, ribbons went flying, and balloons were set free.

"WE WILL SOLVE THIS PEACEFULLY OR ELSE!" Toad screamed into the mic, making everyone stop and look. Toad cleared his throat. "Okay, so everyone knows I'm new by now. My world is completely different. I'm completely different. Still, I know that where ever you are from, friendship can..prevail? No, that's not it...There's no 'I' in team...No, if we work together we can solve world hunger, or something, so what do you say?"

The hammer brother stood up again. "What is that Toad girl talking about?! Fight some more!"

Toad stage dived off stage into the fray and went Smash Brothers melee, maybe even brawl but probably not four on the koopas. Well, that joke made sense in Toad's head for the first two seconds at least. Soon the not so peaceful Koopas had fled and Junior tagged along with them. The party area was ruined, but there would be no revolt. Toad stood on a pile of broken and upturned chairs triumphantly as the sun started to set. The end of the day was drawing near, and he felt the cool wind blowing his...dress.

Oh yeah, the dress.

"The last one running off, sis," Luigi announced after scanning the horizon. She turned to Toad. "That was cool back there. It was almost like Smash Brothers Melee!"

"Uh huh!" Mario pulled Toad close. "If we were in a multiplayer game, and we needed a fourth player, I would choose you in a heart beat. Too bad we haven't had one of those in forever!"

"...What year is it?" Toad asked.

"2001."

A gender-swapped world that was almost two decades in the past? Clearly the alternate universe lottery had been won, Toad thought sarcastically.

Later Peach, Mario and Toad stood on the bridge leading to the castle. "Are you ready to live in my castle, fight our battles, and most likely get kidnapped with me?" Peach asked. He and Mario looked to Toad patiently.

Toad gave it serious deliberation. If he had a way out, it would have surely made itself known by now. And this world, while slightly uncomfortable for obvious reasons, wasn't that bad. But still, as he understood it, he was absent from his own world.

"I guess can live with you guys for now, but you'd better let me wear pants! I can't stay here forever though. It's not that I don't enjoy the privilege of royal castle service or anything, in fact, that's what I already do-"

"You've worked in a castle before? It didn't say that on your resume!" Peach said with sudden suspicion.

"Let me explain. I don't know exactly how it all happened, but I've been trapped in this dimensional void called the Whoa Zone for who knows how long. First I got warped to some evil empire world, and now I'm here."

"Really? How did you get out?" Mario asked credulously.

"I only escaped the last one because I was driving in this fast car and-"

"Yo! Someone say, fast car?" Daisy had just exited the castle with Luigi nearby.

Mario crossed her arms."Oh there he goes again! Always talking about his loud fast cars and-"

Toad jumped. "Wait, that's it! Daisy, take me for a ride!"

Luigi put her hands on her hips. "Excuse me?"

"I just want his fast car! It IS fast, right?"

"Course it is!" Daisy pointed to an old muscle car with giant wheels and lots of shiny chrome parked on the opposite side castle lawn. In the darkness, it's bright yellow paint job made it almost glow.

"Great. I need you to drive with me in the car and we need to hit like, 88 mph so I can warp to another dimension. How does that sound?"

"What?!" said Mario, Peach, and Luigi.

"Sounds EXTREME! I'm in!" Daisy high-fived Toad.

Luigi stepped up with sudden assertiveness. "Only if I go with you two!"

Toad frowned. "Again, I'm gonna-"

"No, I'm not jealous. I just think that sounds fun!" Luigi jumped up and down.

"That's right, babe," Daisy and Luigi kissed and ran down to the car, hand in hand.

Toad then knew what this Luigi saw in this Daisy. Luigi was quiet, safe, content. Daisy was...actually still kind of annoying. He didn't know where his mind was going with that.

"Guess this is a good-bye already," Toad said to Mario and Peach.

Mario gave Toad a hug. "Guess so. You know us, but we hardly knew you. I know you're a good person with good friends where ever you're from, and we'll miss you."

Peach gave Toad a handshake and threw ribbon around 'his' neck. "I agree with Mario. Please keep that medal, miss, or sir. Continue being 'dangerous' where ever your journey takes you...I buy these in bulk, but don't mention it to anyone," he whispered at the end.

Toad gave them one last look and ran off.

Soon Mario and Peach watched the vehicle disappear down the road somberly.

Mario shook her head. "You realize that we just sent away the best mushroom retainer we've seen in years, right?"

Peach put his arm around her. "I know. Now all we have is...ugh. Toadette again…Where is he anyway?"

Daisy speed down the road with loud rock music playing and smoke pouring out of the back of the car. Luigi was in the passenger seat and she had her hat off and the window down so the wind could blow her hair. The road they were on was curvy, so Toad was being swung around a lot in the back seat. By glancing through the windows they seemed to be on a bumpy mountain road.

"Your car okay?!" Toad shouted. When neither Daisy nor Luigi answered, Toad leaned back. While the outside of the car looked well preserved for its age, the interior was ratty at best. The front bucket seats Daisy and Luigi sat in looked new, but the backseat was in total disrepair. On both sides of Toad was a gaping opening to the trunk, as the backseats for those spots were missing completely.

"They make me sick, like that.." Toadette muttered.

"Yeah, it's annoying, but I can't bite the hand that's getting me out of this wor- Hey!"

Toadette emerged from the darkness of the trunk on the right side of Toad. "Shh!"

"What are you-?!"

"I'm Daisy's biggest fan. I need to be here, right now..." Toadette groaned.

"And I thought I was crazy! What are trying to do here?"

"Daisy will have to see that- Ooof!" A corner they turned sent Toadette flying back into the trunk. Toad reached up and tapped Daisy's shoulder.

"Yo! What up? We're at...actually my speedometer is broke, but we're high tailing it with the way I can barely make these corners!"

"Noooo! Toadette is in here and is trying to-"

"What? I can't hear you!"

Toadette appeared again holding a Starman. Toad slapped it out of his hands.

"What are you thinking?! Stop!" Toad hit Toadette and soon the two were in a scuffle in the back seat. Luigi looked back.

"Hey!" she gasped. "What's going on?"

Daisy looked back. "Yo! Toadette, what are you doing hitchhiking like this?"

"Daisy!" Toad shouted, "Forget me, look at the road!"

"What?" Daisy asked, still looking back.

"The road! Look at the-"

Boom! The car shot off the road and tumbled down hill. Toad was knocked back into the trunk and could see nothing. Then he heard screaming as water started to fill the car. Toad held his breath again but the carpet of the back seat now seemed gritty, sandy even, but still damp. All was silent, was he now underwater?

Toad waddled around face down in the mud before jolting up. The medal was around his neck still, but the area he was in was a marsh, about the size of the oasis before. Toad stood up and screamed.

Author note: I was originally going to use gender-bent names for everyone, but half way though, I realized that for maximum Twilight Zone effect, I'd stick to the originals. Remember that this is from Toad's perspective, so obviously he's going to see everyone as the way he knows them. (That and I couldn't come up with satisfactory names for everyone.)

2. Not every alternate universe will be 'dark' in some way.

3. Rating change because the topic of mental health will be brought up, and being in different realities will start to mess with Toad a bit, especially in upcoming chapters.

Toad in the Whoa Zone

Part 4: 'Strung along'

Toad woke up in his own bed at eight in the morning. His throat was scratchy and he felt like he'd been hit by a car but he was undeniably where he belonged… in a closet down in the basement. Toad never had a proper bedroom since he jumped on board at Peach's Castle before those pesky laws forced dedicated servant rooming, but he was a-okay with that. No room meant nothing to clean, plus no room mates to annoy when sneaking Peach's PlayStation 3 and TV in there at night.

Toad leaned up and stretched his arms, knocking one hand into an object framed on his wall. It was a long white and brown feather in glass frame with a gold medal beside it marked 'Made in Chai Kingdom' in small letters. A rush memories from these objects struck him, making his heart beat rapidly.

"Attention staff," spoke Toadsworth through an intercom. "Breakfast will NOT be at eight-fifteen. Thank you!"

Toad slipped out of his room, stepping over the really tall empty picture frame he hung outside his door, and rush to the first person he saw, Toadette.

"What's happened? A Bowser attack?"

Toadette giggled at his disheveled appearance. "Yes. Everyone is completely abnormal right now and not going according to plan. Life is terrible. You're looking great though!"

Toad stopped panting. "Thanks I think? You look great too.."

Toadette huffed and pushed him back, making him fall backwards downstairs. "I was just trying to be nice, gosh!"

Toad rolled to a stop on his now bruised back. "… You have a weird way of showing it babe.."

When Toad reach the kitchen anyway the castle's breakfast session was going on as normal. Peach's long table had all of the toads at it, Toadette, Toadsworth, yellow and blue toad, plus some others with the princess herself at the farthest end. Clearly someone had lied to him and Toad marched right up to the culprit chowing down on pancakes.

"Miss Toadette," he said sternly. "Bowser ain't around is he?"

She spun around in annoyance. "Umm. He totally is."

Toad's chest tightened up again with anxiety. Was he now in an opposite day universe? What if time wasn't progressing anymore? Was his life was doomed to this forever?

Peach's hands covered his mouth. "Someone help him!"

"Me! Me!" Blue toad, or Buckenberry grab Toad into a choke hold. "Okay now breathe!" he said, beating Toad in the back every time. It was.. not helping at all!

Toad pulled away from him. "Don't touch me! None of you are real!"

"You know, that's what Shy Guy was saying," muttered the yellow toad, Alagold. He was saying this to the other side of the long table where the toads were eating breakfast and ignoring Toad's panic attack.

Toadsworth smacked Alagold's hand with a spoon. "Do not compare Toad to that delinquent whose dissociation was caused by bootleg mushroom usage."

"Who made you an expert?" reply the front door guard toad, Thomas.

"Yeah, you can't believe everything that fake KitsuneNews says," Toadette added.

"Miss Toadette, do not start your ramblings either. After all, you are an infant hater, nary a position to take superiority. Now get over here for your punishment." Toadsworth held the silver spoon ready while Toadette dragged her feet walking around the table to his side, however Toad sprung up and stopped her.

"Homegirl. You slipped up," he said innocently. "Don't you mean 'you CAN believe that news station'?"

Toad sighed. "Crap! Guys I screwed up!"

Collectively the entire table groaned at Toadette as the door bell rung.

"With that performance dear, you had better be glad our guest has arrived already," Peach said unimpressively. "Someone get that door and do not 'slip up' again."

"So this was all a prank?" Toad eyed everyone suspiciously. "Right… Umm, I knew that but I must have forgotten with everything being perfectly not normal with me."

"Yeah, like that" Buckenberry whispered dumbly. "You're great at this opposite game- I mean terrible at it."

Thomas came back into the dining room with their guest rolling in a second later. "Where is the Bowser attack?" Mario their hero ask right away.

"Right here, plumber!" growled someone in the kitchen. Stomping out the doors was Bowser. He'd gotten in the castle already, somehow causing everyone at the table to scramble.

"Mario, help!" cry Peach, who was stuck in a corner opposite of the menace.

Mario charged forward fists balled but Bowser turn just in time for Mario to collide with his spiked shell and get flung backwards. It was a solid impact but Mario was somehow uninjured. Toad could have also sworn Bowser's horns were shifted crooked from the jolt but what did he know? He was currently clinging to the high chandelier and about to wet himself.

Mario got up and ran around Bowser quicker than he could rotate to block the punch to his face. Mario's fist sunk in the soft material and when he pulled back, pieces of Bowser's 'face' were stuck to his glove. It took a second to register but when it did, Mario fell backwards from the shock.

"Momma mia!"

"Taste it, Mario," Bowser said without moving his mouth.

"Please do!" Peach encouraged with an entirely different and placid demeanor.

Mario shrugged and took a lick from his finger. "Mmm… buttercream. Is this a new facial mask for you or something, Bowser?"

"Nope. It's your cake, hehe." Bowser took off his own head and held it, revealing Boo on top of the neck. "Happy Spaghetti Day!" The toads came out of hiding and crowded around, echoing the announcement.

Mario did a double take. "What?"

Peach gently lay a fake string pasta necklace over his head. "For you, dear!"

Mario blushed. "You shouldn't of have, princess."

At that moment Toad slipped and fell from the ceiling onto his butt. "Ouch! What the heck is going on again?" He then nearly got trampled by a number of chefs marching out of the kitchen with sliver platters and plates. The smell of Italian food was in the air and a banner had even materialized on the wall, 'Happy Spaghetti Day – Jan 4'. At least to Toad that confirmed that time was still moving. He hadn't missed a day in his life in reality.

"I spent all day on that wearable Bowser cake," Peach spoke as the new dishes were being placed down.

Mario pulled her in for a hug. "I never knew this was a holiday. I also never new I'd be tasting my rival. Too bad Luigi is still away."

"We'll save him some." Toadette held utensils in both hands, hungry again even right after breakfast. Toadsworth gave her a look and she quickly tied a white napkin around her neck. That finally gained the elder's approval.

As the food was brought out, Boo bashfully approached Peach. "P-princess? Before I leave I was just wondering if maybe there was a large gold picture frame left here? I got it from King Boo at a grave yard sale but he wants it back. Badly. H-he's tearing about the entire Boo Mansion over it and he's actually waiting outside the castle right now."

Peach's smile faded. "I haven't a clue and he's just outside?! Everyone panic for real this time!"

Everyone ran around screaming once more, except for Mario who sat now at the table alone eating. The lights in the castle went out as Boos began to phase through the walls. Cackling they swarm around scaring the living daylights out of nearly everyone… except a 'Dangerous Mushroom!'

Boo was petrified in once place until Toad approached. "Follow me."

He lead Boo downstairs to his room, otherwise known as the broom closet. As an ill advised attempt to decorate, Toad had the empty frame posted over the door and to enter the room, one had to walk through it. In Toad's defense he was trying to be avant garde.

Boo's eyes lit up and they bounced up and down. "Y-you found it! Thank you! King Boo would have killed me because it's a portal like.."

"What Bowser did to this place in the nineties," Toad continued. His palm hit his face yet at the same time the pressure in his chest finally faded away knowing this nightmare was truly over.

…

Peach shook Mario who lay face first on the table. His girth was that of five Marios and all the silver platters laid out were wiped clean. It really was a good thing no one skipped breakfast.

"I got this." Buckenberry step forward and tried to push Mario out the chair. Instead Mario's body ended up rolling on top of him, squishing him except for his head. "Ahhhg! I mean.. I still got this guys!"

Peach sighed as she called a professional moving company on the phone. "I do wonder where Toad is."

"Or Master Boo," Toadsworth added. "I do hope the chap did not run off with those other boos. Hey!" He smack Toadette on the hand again as she was reaching for a single spaghetti left on a plate. Toadette would whine the rest of the day and wouldn't even be able to blame Toad somehow because they wouldn't see him again for a week!

...

Toad was at the beach of Isle Delfino sipping on fruit drinks, soaking up the sun's rays, being half dressed, and not stepping through empty portraits. Glancing to the side he saw a familiar face.

Luigi waved. "A vacation here is a good idea after dealing with those parallel universes."

Toad slid down his sunglasses. "How'd you know?"

Luigi spread out his blanket on the sand. "That post traumatic look first of all, second I'm the reason it got 'accidentally' given away during King Boo's yard sale. My mansion is next door after all." He sat down on the blanket and pulled out sunscreen from his bag. "Oh well, it's been destroyed now, right?"

Toad slowly slid the shades back up and just tried to take in the tranquility of the tropical resort. Maybe life wasn't entirely perfect still, but nothing said he couldn't ignore it until returning home.

THE END

Author notes: This conclusion isn't nearly as grand as I probably imagined two years ago but this idea of mine didn't deserve to be abandoned forever so I had to do something. Thanks for reading! You might notice, I've done so many more stories since 2017 that I put a few references in. They are below:

-The setting is the same as in Mario and Bowser: Frenemies Forever. So is that Shy Guy part.

-Boo Mansion is from The Spooky Speedster's Quest for 'It'.

-Peach owning a PS3 is from Mario and Luigi enter the Wiivolution. So is bootleg mushrooms.

-Toadette hating babies is from my Chemistry series.

Created: 2/21/19